Take a picture once a day, whether you need to or not

[Sky]

Spooky picture.  I really like it.

Thanks.

My neighbors still aren't used to living next to a non-standard work drone. One guy was on his way out to work, noticed me in the middle of my yard (taking a picture over his yard and awesome evergreens he wants to chop down). I said hello, we made some small talk and he got in his truck. Kept looking over and chuckling.

Eh, fuck 'em, I don't care. Got some cool pictures.

[Hindenburg]

My cameraman abilities are obviously beyond sub-par.

[Sky]

Is there an iron ring inside there? What's the bottom of the pit lined with?

[Hindenburg]

Rocks, dirt and sand. No iron ring.

[Lantyssa]

How wide is it from the lip?  Four feet?  I'm trying to figure out how much cobblestone brick that'll take.

[Ookii]

Feel free to post more sub-standard photos that didn't make the cut.

[schild]

Really now.

[Merusk]

She looks positively thrilled.  "You want to do do what?"

[Lantyssa]

"Why is there a DS on my ass?"

[Engels]

And technically, shouldn't the DS be facing the other way?

[Righ]

And technically, shouldn't the DS be facing the other way?

Where the fuck would you sit?

[Sky]

How wide is it from the lip?  Four feet?  I'm trying to figure out how much cobblestone brick that'll take.

Yeah, I'm thinking it would be a cool thing in the backyard. I've been looking at those metal firepot thingies they sell at lowes and whatnot, but I always think I'd have cold toes, since it's up in the air with sides.

I'm not sure having one sunk down is the best, since heat would radiate upward more than outward, though. Campfire style still seems to be the best for heating the feet.

I'd at least want a metal ring in there to protect the stone somewhat, many plans use them. Rings like you'd find at a campsite. What I really want it a nice fireplace in the backyard, but I over-engineer the shit out of everything I do, so I'd be building up a nice base and using a firebrick box and whatnot, and I may have mentioned I'm time and money starved these days 

[Brogarn]

Wow, Ookii, that was really bad.

[HaemishM]

Ookii, on the DS pic, what you really need is some bounce lighting. Take a piece of white poster board and hold it between you and the subject to bounce some light on to her. Or use a flash. Or both.

Also, a DS? Really? Where is the 6-pack?

[Ookii]

What the hell is wrong with all you people, these are the shitty pics.  Hence they're shitty.

Like I don't know to bounce light into someone's face so it doesn't look like she has black eyes.  I built a reflector!

The majority of these pics were taken to make sure my aperture and shutter speeds were good.

[schild]

Well, you have a DS on her ass. Do you have one with a keyboard on her head?

[Ookii]

Well, you have a DS on her ass. Do you have one with a keyboard on her head?

No, but I have some of her holding a 360 as it were an infant.

[Cyrrex]

What the hell is wrong with all you people, these are the shitty pics.  Hence they're shitty.

Like I don't know to bounce light into someone's face so it doesn't look like she has black eyes.  I built a reflector!

The majority of these pics were taken to make sure my aperture and shutter speeds were good.

You have pictures of a moderately hot girl posing in a bikini with a DS on her ass.  Your definition of shitty and mine do not match.  I have no idea what kind of perverted thing you technically do for a living, but I'm pretty sure I'd swap jobs with you.

Also, if these are the bad pics, when do we get to see the good pics?   

[MrHat]

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Also, if these are the bad pics, when do we get to see the good pics?   

Subscriber benefits.

[Ookii]

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Also, if these are the bad pics, when do we get to see the good pics?   

Subscriber benefits.

I'd totally throw subscribers a better one if they had their own sekret forum.

[schild]

A forum would imply they got something. Doing it wrong itt imo.

[Brogarn]

A forum would imply they got something. Doing it wrong itt imo.

That would just piss me off. I signed up to get nothing for something. Not something for something.

[Samwise]

Spring has sprung!

[Bungee]

Spring has sprung!

Damn you spoiler tags... I shoul've known that was the wrong thread for boobies...

[naum]

[Merusk]

So what were you doing there and why is your ward touching the President's head?

[Hindenburg]

All hail swine flu.

[rattran]

I don't know what that is, but it looks disgusting.

[schild]

I don't know what that is, but it looks disgusting.

Sausage, beef, a nasty gravy involving either beans or blood, and "some other shit."

[Hindenburg]

Also known as feijoada. It tastes like joy.

[schild]

Also known as feijoada. It tastes like joy.

Feijoada is a stew of beans with beef and pork meats.

Wow, I could not have nailed that more accurately.

[Hindenburg]

You could have identified the fried stuff on the left as fried pig skin, a.k.a. torresmo, and the yellow stuff in the back as... you gents call it cassava, for some abnormal reason. It is mandioca.

But yeah, pretty close.

[Sky]

More importantly, do you put ketchup or mustard on it?

Answer carefully.

[Paelos]

Those look like cracklins where I'm from. And some meaty red beans and rice.

EDIT: We'd put hot sauce on it 

[Hindenburg]

More importantly, do you put ketchup or mustard on it?

Answer carefully.

I'd kill myself before putting any condiment other than pepper in it. Glorious tabasco.

Paelos, only black beans are involved. What are you, a communist?