Attention new members

[Nerf]

With the loss of the Loveu forums on goonfleet dot com, we've got a bunch of non-f13 members signing up here to come along for the ride wherever we end up.  F13 is a pretty chill forum, and you'll never get trolled as hard as you would on goonfleet for being a horrible poster.

However, you'll find yourself banned pretty fucking quick for being a horrible poster, especially if you venture outside of this subforum.  Heres a few quick tips to keep your account:

1) Proper grammar, spelling, and capitalization.  It's a big fucking deal here, read a few threads, and you'll notice that most every poster on F13 possesses at the very least the grammatical abilities of a high school graduate who actually paid attention in english class.

2) Annoying fucking signatures.  Not tolerated.  A line or two, maybe a funny quote? Great.  Big ass pictures, long quotes, or other annoying (or NSFW) shit - get out.

3) Proper grammar, spelling, and capitalization.  Seriously, spellcheck motherfuckers.

4) Being an idiot, mostly outside of this forum.  Those of you that know me may think "Fuck, that Nerf guy is kind of an asshole."  Schild wrote the book on asshole, if the man possessed a machine that allowed him to stab people in the face over the internet we would all be dead right now.  Fortunately, he can only ban you, which he will do really fucking quick.

5) The politics forum.  Stay out of it, nothing good comes from posting in politics, this is a gaming forum, it's only there as a trap and to give people a few laughs and reasons to never ask me to watch their children.

6) Anything else that doesn't pass the "Is this dumb?" test.  Necroing 2 year old threads to quote someone and say 'lol', emptyquoting shit, posting +1, etc, etc.  F13 is a chill community because our mods are literally hitler.  Literally.

Aside from that, welcome, and get out.

[Pennilenko]

Man, why did you have to go and warn them? It was going to be so much fun.

[Vaiti]

thx nerfy

i jus wanna start this pst by saiyan i am glad u are r ceo still and i look forward to follow u into bright fiutre
 



e: forgot to add emoticons, these are awesdom

- Caern Robillard, #1 fan of Nerf and pizza lover extraordinaire

[Pennilenko]

thx nerfy

i jus wanna start this pst by saiyan i am glad u are r ceo still and i look forward to follow u into bright fiutre

- Caern Robillard, #1 fan of Nerf and pizza lover extraordinaire

Hehe, Even joking that's risky around here.

[Vaiti]

I'm a risk taker, what can I say.

Maybe I can finally start posting here now rather than just lurking the shadows like I have the last year.
Posting on forums has always been an art form that somewhat alluded me.

[Pennilenko]

I'm a risk taker, what can I say.

Maybe I can finally start posting here now rather than just lurking the shadows like I have the last year.
Posting on forums has always been an art form that somewhat alluded me.

Post away here man, long as you follow Nerf's sage wisdom, you will be fine.

[Vaiti]

I'm sure I'll find a way to fuck up while staying within the guidelines Nerf laid out.

Always been pretty spiffy when it came to find new ways of doing things.

That pesky '08 join data is going to get in the way some. At least I have a low post count!

[schild]

Also I delete people if I don't like the vibe I get from a username. He left that one off. And yes, I'll do so before you even post.

Edit: I'll also do so for your email address, like the guy that just signed up with a sify.com email address.

[TripleDES]

I claim that you're bad at what you're doing, because you clearly failed to ban Jade Constantin before walling all text! 

[Nope]

Also I delete people if I don't like the vibe I get from a username. He left that one off. And yes, I'll do so before you even post.

Edit: I'll also do so for your email address, like the guy that just signed up with a sify.com email address.

^ I completely support a sify.com apartheid.

[Pennilenko]

Also I delete people if I don't like the vibe I get from a username. He left that one off. And yes, I'll do so before you even post.

Edit: I'll also do so for your email address, like the guy that just signed up with a sify.com email address.

^ I completely support a sify.com apartheid.

What is sify.com? Not going to google it if its damage is irriversable.

[TripleDES]

How the fuck did you miss the rebranding of the SciFi channel?

[Pezzle]

Some of us do not watch television very much?  I have known about it for a little while now.  What idiots.

[Jayce]

Um... sify.com is an Indian news site.  I think you folks are thinking syfy.com

[Pezzle]

I do not watch that either!

[Hoax]

I claim that you're bad at what you're doing, because you clearly failed to ban Jade Constantin before walling all text! 

That was one of the best weeks of f13 ever would have sucked if Jade was banned before the lulz were extracted.

[Maniakki]

Yes massa, we go back to the cotton fields.

[Amarr HM]

You're right Hoax. Also proves how truly tolerant these boards are that Jade lasted as long he did.

[Phildo]

Or at least how infrequently Schild turns his eye to this subforum.

[IainC]

Schild was in on the first page of that thread. He was one of the main people calling Jade a nutbar.

[Phildo]

I stand corrected.

Edit: But I'm still right, he doesn't read this part of f13 very often.

[Hoax]

I'm always frightened by how much of f13 Schild has read, anyways welcome to all the new eve people I love eve people just lurk a bit and get a feel for the posting around here before you start running around creating threads.

[Amarr HM]

You make it sound so I dunno, cultish or something.

Here come the "Eve people" run for the house and lock all your doors.

[Yoru]

However, you'll find yourself banned pretty fucking quick for being a horrible poster, especially if you venture outside of this subforum.

(... stuff ...)

God help you if you shit up even this subforum. More than it already is.

Nerf, you'd better not make me thankful for the liter of brandy sitting on the opposite corner of my desk.

[schild]

I read every part of f13 every day.

[WindupAtheist]

Wait, Jade Constantine the shit-talking space tranny showed up and got banned? I totally missed this. Link plox.

[Reg]

If I remember correctly he nuked all of his own posts before leaving so we were deprived of what would have been a treasured archive of funny.

[Sir T]

Wait, Jade Constantine the shit-talking space tranny showed up and got banned? I totally missed this. Link plox.

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=13084.0

He replaced all his posts with WALLOFTEXT but the funny starts on Page 3 regardless.

[Yoru]

Wait, Jade Constantine the shit-talking space tranny showed up and got banned? I totally missed this. Link plox.

This happened like two years ago. It starts here. His original posts have all been edited to read "WALL OF TEXT" (thus eternally preserving his grief username: Winger Dickgirl BUT HE'S CIVILIZED) but there's still some funny left in quotes, particularly once the Supreme Leader got involved.

... Well shit, Sir T dug it out first.

[Sir T]

My search-fu is superior. 

[Yoru]

I was trying to find where Eric got involved, because that's where the real fun begins.

It's the bottom of page 6. Begins in earnest from Schild's first post and spirals into a tempest of laughter.

[WindupAtheist]

Oh man, totally worth the read once Schild went to work. 

[IainC]

We should form a rival cybersex corp to Jade's Gallente one. We could roleplay ladyboys and call ourselves Baht Country.

[Rendakor]

That thread delivered.

[TripleDES]

That was one of the best weeks of f13 ever would have sucked if Jade was banned before the lulz were extracted.

I wish we'd have been banned just before editing all of his posts, not before.

Um... sify.com is an Indian news site.  I think you folks are thinking syfy.com

Oh shit, I read it wrong