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Topic: The official "Hai! Here's mah bebbeh!" thread (Read 107165 times)
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Ironwood
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Rasix
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Son's sick.  Puked during the night. Now he can't keep anything down and has the runs. Not fun, but at least I'm at work.  |
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JWIV
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If I remember the theory rightly - bottles leak a bit more than nipples during feeding, so formula is more apt to enter the ear. Pacifiers are also viewed as a contributing factor because the force of suction can interfere with the ear tube function and cause blockage. |
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Rasix
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Care to explain that one ?
If I remember the theory rightly - bottles leak a bit more than nipples during feeding, so formula is more apt to enter the ear. Whaaaaat? This really doesn't happen. |
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Lantyssa
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I believe ear infections are due to bottles, until I am given resounding evidence otherwise.
Stop sticking them in your ears and I'm sure they'll clear right up. |
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Yegolev
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Care to explain that one ?
It's something to do with the suction. My son had ear trouble for exactly the time he was using regular bottles, which wasn't very long. Using the Doc Brown bottles, no ear issues at all. Once he want to his gran's and she only had a regular bottle, and his ears hurt after that. I know, YMMV and all that shit, but tits don't develop suction like a bottle does. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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murdoc
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Logan about to dispense some brotherly love to the back of Brandon's head.  |
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Paelos
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voodoolily
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Care to explain that one ?
It's something to do with the suction. My son had ear trouble for exactly the time he was using regular bottles, which wasn't very long. Using the Doc Brown bottles, no ear issues at all. Once he want to his gran's and she only had a regular bottle, and his ears hurt after that. I know, YMMV and all that shit, but tits don't develop suction like a bottle does. Yeah, this is what the current science says. Murdoc, is that photo taken with some kind of perspective issue, or are your twins really such different sizes? |
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Ironwood
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Strange. Elena only had one and it was wellllllll after she stopped bottle feeding.
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murdoc
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Murdoc, is that photo taken with some kind of perspective issue, or are your twins really such different sizes?
There's a bit of perspective going on there, but Brandon is over a pound bigger than Logan which is rather noticable at their current sizes. |
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Slayerik
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Murdoc, is that photo taken with some kind of perspective issue, or are your twins really such different sizes?
There's a bit of perspective going on there, but Brandon is over a pound bigger than Logan which is rather noticable at their current sizes. My son was a pound smaller than my girl, in 4 months he has closed the gap and they are within 1/4 lb. EDIT: I bloodworthed my own kids.   And my first two kids for halloween...  |
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« Last Edit: November 24, 2010, 08:17:53 AM by Slayerik »
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voodoolily
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Strange. Elena only had one and it was wellllllll after she stopped bottle feeding.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply that kids only get ear infections when they drink from bottles, there're just data to suggest that breastfed babies get fewer ear infections than bottle-fed. |
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Yegolev
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Right, also we seem to have genetically-weak tubes. My son is now complaining about his ears being clogged all the time, but I don't have a solution even though I have the same issue.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Viin
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My daughter is getting bigger every day. Almost 8 months now...  |
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Stormwaltz
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EDIT: Eh, on second thought, don't want the wife's blog associated with me. Too many crazies out there.
Move along, nothing to see.
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« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 11:32:26 PM by Stormwaltz »
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Lantyssa
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WHY DON'T YOU TRUST US!?!?!  Probably a good call.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Hey, I need to talk to you about some Mass Effect problems.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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murdoc
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Boedha
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Damn, nice pictures! They look stunning! |
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Rasix
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Here's the picture that went on our Christmas card:  fake edit: deleted first post. Didn't realize how big the picture was. |
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How old is he now? I thought he was younger than mine, but wow he looks big.
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voodoolily
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He's gotta be about 18 months, right? He's just got all those teeth and his face has really leaned out.
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Rasix
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18 months. He didn't sport the baby look for too long as his face has always been pretty lean. Got that huge ass baby belly, though.
And yah, a lot of teeth. Got a bunch of molars recently. That was fun.
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schild
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Man. Look at that sweater. What are you trying to do to the kid?
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Rasix
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Man. Look at that sweater. What are you trying to do to the kid?
The Holiday themed fashion choices in the 18-24 month range are somewhat limited. It's something he'll wear at most 3 times. Also, I have no say in this matter. I did get him a Batman t-shirt and Darth Vader sneakers, however.  |
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« Last Edit: December 21, 2010, 01:32:00 PM by Rasix »
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voodoolily
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Oh, god, that Bill Murray t-shirt is amazing. And the hat!
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murdoc
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Numtini
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The Nora-Monster continues to grow and evolve...  |
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Selby
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Everyone has very cute kids! My son takes his cookie making VERY seriously.  |
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Numtini
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My son takes his cookie making VERY seriously. And well he should, cookies are the new cupcakes. |
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Selby
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And well he should, cookies are the new cupcakes.
Well I am glad to know he is being raised right then! |
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JWIV
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Inductions fucking suck. Especially when the epidural doesn't work on one side.  But on the upside, when it was finally over, a completely healthy boy was born on January 18th at 11:11pm.   |
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