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Slam Master A
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Hey all,
I've met a good number of you (others have been kind enough to put up with me), but I wanted to introduce myself. My character is Sularia, and I'm n00bing up this joint. I just wanted to thank all of you that took the time to help me take on the learning curve that is a trial account. I hope that sometime relatively soon, I'll be at a point where I can pay back the favor!
-Slam Master A
P.S. I'M NOT A SPY! (I've been told that's necessary to include, and will continue to do so... forever)
P.P.S. Sorry to those of you who were forced to click on this link, only to realize you'd read it in another thread... if I could give you back the seven seconds of your life that it took, I would. Unfortunately, you just wasted another three seconds reading this P.P.S.
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Pax
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Posts: 258
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*wastes another 15 seconds posting a reply*
Nah, seriously - welcome!
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Mia san de Borg. Aichan Widastaund keannt's aich ind' Hoar schmian.
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TripleDES
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Application declined. For life.
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EVE (inactive): Deakin Frost -- APB (fukken dead): Kayleigh (on Patriot).
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Application declined. For life.
The paranoia around here is awesome! |
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Jayce
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Diluted Fool
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Application declined. For life.
The paranoia around here is awesome! So is the number of "newbies" who happen to have been lurking lo these long years and are just now showing up to play EVE with us! |
Witty banter not included.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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schild
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Application declined. For life.
The paranoia around here is awesome! Paranoia of what, illiteracy? Yes, I am scared of people in 2009 that can't READ. |
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Setanta
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I'll add my thanks too. I'm having fun ATM and people in f13 helping out > noob chat.
BTW - I came to f13 for WAR discussion. After learning that WAR was not about endgame PvE I migrated to EVE.
I did not have relations with that spy :D
<--- Char: Dallith Bradley
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"No man is an island. But if you strap a bunch of dead guys together it makes a damn fine raft."
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Endie
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I belong to the F13 faction that finds all the attention rather flattering.
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Slayerik
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Posts: 4868
Victim: Sirius Maximus
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Seriously, are you guys buying this horrible spy introduction?
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Pax
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Posts: 258
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If he hangs out in the F13 channel we might as well hear who he wants us to think he is.
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Mia san de Borg. Aichan Widastaund keannt's aich ind' Hoar schmian.
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Endie
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If he hangs out in the F13 channel we might as well hear who he wants us to think he is.
That's fine. So long as he doesn't think that he'll get in. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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That's fine. So long as he doesn't think that he'll get in.
Unless he pays the admittance and background check fee. |
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Endie
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You'd think that that goes without saying, yet I only know of two people who have just stumped up the cash and joined. They, of course, made back the 200 large within about three hours of reaching our space.
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Predator Irl
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That's fine. So long as he doesn't think that he'll get in.
Unless he pays the admittance and background check fee. Which of course, I would be more than happy to do the administration and background check on. |
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xorx
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Guys guys, I've already told you, we have to run this through the F13 Acceptance and Governance Process. This ISO9001 certified process has been put in place to officially accept cash remuneration as a method of gaining internet spaceship loyalty.
Make all cheques payable to Nync ...
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WayAbvPar
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Whoever invented ISO standards needs to be staked to an anthill with his innards arranged around him in a lovely pattern.
OP- who are your F13 friends who invited you to play/join?
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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>P.S. I'M NOT A SPY! (I've been told that's necessary to include, and will continue to do so... forever)
This seems like very bad advice.
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"Me am play gods"
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palmer_eldritch
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Posts: 1999
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>P.S. I'M NOT A SPY! (I've been told that's necessary to include, and will continue to do so... forever)
This seems like very bad advice.
I gave him that advice:) |
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tazelbain
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Posts: 6603
tazelbain
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Is it working as intended?
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"Me am play gods"
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palmer_eldritch
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Posts: 1999
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Tbh it was meant as a joke and I think Slam Master A is just playing along with the joke. He's not dumb.
Which, obviously, means he must actually be a spy.
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Slam Master A
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Whoever invented ISO standards needs to be staked to an anthill with his innards arranged around him in a lovely pattern.
OP- who are your F13 friends who invited you to play/join?
I was directed to f13 by a law school friend who is friends with a regular poster (who's name I constantly forget, though I sent it to Samson in Eve mail... n00b question: is there any way of finding sent mail aside from in the history of resposes?). I then discussed my rock solid connection to f13 with Samson, and he said, in slightly different language,* "Man, that is a fucking solid connection! I would never doubt you loyalty or potential spy-ness. I wish I lived near you so I could give you a high five, perhaps even a back bump! I'm happy to respond to all of your less than intelligent sounding, ultra-n00bish questions, frequently cased in WoW speak. You ROCK, and are clearly my new favorite person in Eve!" *"slightly" is used rather liberally in this context. P.S. Any who openly suspect me of being a spy are clearly spies themselves! |
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Damn spies.
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TripleDES
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Posts: 1086
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I was directed to f13 by a law school friend who is friends with a regular poster (who's name I constantly forget, though I sent it to Samson in Eve mail... n00b question: is there any way of finding sent mail aside from in the history of resposes?). I then discussed my rock solid connection to f13 with Samson, and he said, in slightly different language,* "Man, that is a fucking solid connection! I would never doubt you loyalty or potential spy-ness. I wish I lived near you so I could give you a high five, perhaps even a back bump! I'm happy to respond to all of your less than intelligent sounding, ultra-n00bish questions, frequently cased in WoW speak. You ROCK, and are clearly my new favorite person in Eve!"
*"slightly" is used rather liberally in this context.
P.S. Any who openly suspect me of being a spy are clearly spies themselves!
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Slayerik
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Posts: 4868
Victim: Sirius Maximus
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I don't even play anymore, care, or have any reason to post in this thread ... but... come on man, you know it. I know it. Schild knows it.
You're a spy. Not even a good one like Mr. Nice Guy Agreeable to Everything.... oh wait, he was a horrible spy. You must be smarter than him. You are the REAL good spy!
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Thrawn
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I don't even play anymore
Send me lots and lots of isks and blueprints so I can build cheap stuff for F13 guys.  |
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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Grand Design
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Posts: 1068
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Same. C'mon, you'll never play EvE again. You don't need it.
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Salutant
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the name was Trias_E. I'm HS friends with him, and "Slam Master A" is a lawschool friend of mine.
Just to clear the (possibly untruthful) facts up.
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Slam Master A
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the name was Trias_E. I'm HS friends with him, and "Slam Master A" is a lawschool friend of mine.
Just to clear the (possibly untruthful) facts up.
Alright... and the street cred comes through! P.S. Salutant is a spy!!! |
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Pax
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Posts: 258
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I don't even play anymore, care, or have any reason to post in this thread
Ever since I saw you for the first time I felt the urge to ask you this... and now, after all the months it seems like THE perfect moment. Can I have your stuff?  |
Mia san de Borg. Aichan Widastaund keannt's aich ind' Hoar schmian.
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Slayerik
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Posts: 4868
Victim: Sirius Maximus
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I will come back someday, and debacle all you chumps. Or something.
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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How bout you come back tomorrow and reactive bluesclues? ^_^
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Endie
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Posts: 6436
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Trias doesn't play Eve and hasn't for a long time, has he? I don't think he even posts in the subforum any more?
If you're going to come in and be so annoying that you have entire threads about you in both private and public forums you're going to have to come up with better reasons than that, Sunny-Jim.
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Slam Master A
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Am I Sunny-Jim, or is he?  |
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Predator Irl
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I will come back someday, and debacle all you chumps. Or something.
I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle... arahrhahrhhhaaa |
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one!
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