Yegolev
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Yes it is.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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I like my dentist. He's not a cunt.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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jgsugden
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Dentists? No. Dental hygenists? One of my dentists (selected by my ex-wife) clearly understood that he was going to get a lot more business with honey than vinegar. He seemed to have a Hooters themed hiring practice, and the young ladies clearly understood and did not object to objectification. When she sits on the right and all the tools are placed unnecessarily far from her on the left side of the chair, it is clear that the show was an intended part of the service.
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2020 will be the year I gave up all hope.
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Tannhauser
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The most beautiful woman I've seen in real life was a dental hygienist at my former dentist. Not only stunning, but sweet and friendly and smart. Ye gods.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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My hygienist is an overweight older woman but I don't give a rat's ass because she's extremely good at cleaning teeth with a minimum of pain and lecturing about flossing. I'll take her over a hotty any day. I will tolerate an incompetent hot women in every area of my life that does not involve jamming razor sharp pieces of metal into my mouth. On topic although I'm sure already posted in the thread:
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Der Helm
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Second best job in the world.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Furiously
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Bet he's gay and not appreciative.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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What job is that?
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Evildrider
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Boob fluffer?
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Paelos
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Boob fluffer?
I want this on my business card.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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EWSpider
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Boob fluffer?
I want this on my business card. There is now scientific evidence to legitimize your new found career: http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer"Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world."
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most often known as Drevik
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The most forwarded news story in the history of the Internet.
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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Until the study that says anal sex makes women smarter, anyway.
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I have never played WoW.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Lantyssa
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You guys can get right on that. I'll stick to the boob squeezing, thanks.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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naum
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http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip/Heather Locklear, 51, looks half her age but is her secret skincare worth a try? In a recent interview with TMZ.com, Heather was asked her advice on some good skin creams to help with the aging process. ”You don’t wanna know what I’m gonna to say,” replied the television star. The reporter continued to pursue an answer out of her and, sure enough, he got an odd response.
“You just put semen on your face,” Heather answered as she did a rubbing motion around her face. Photographers erupted in laughter even though Heather seemed to be totally serious. Would you do this just to maintain your beauty?
Expert cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Oscar Hevia tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that there is some truth behind this bizarre beauty tip.
“Semen contains proteolytic enzymes, which are designed to break down proteins. In theory, if applied to the skin, these enzymes could help to break down the uneven and thickened dead layer of older, sun-damaged skin. This could make the skin feel smoother.”
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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A bukkake a week keeps your wrinkles alseep?
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I have never played WoW.
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Tannhauser
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Semen. Is there anything it can't do?
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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It can't let me not wear condoms.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Marriage does that tho.
Because Sex Stops.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The irony is that the wife gets pissed when you take on a willing host.
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Paelos
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That's pretty funny.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Ironwood
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Yeah, scary smile and cross ring.
Urg.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Mrbloodworth
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I Find those two things make for great bed mates.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Yeah, scary smile and cross ring.
Urg.
TWO cross rings.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Evildrider
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It's not a secret she was raised in a strict Christian household and that's shes religious.
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Ironwood
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No, it's no secret. It's no secret either that it all screams JUST NO to me.
I suspect it also had a great deal to do with her and big hairy one calling it quits.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Evildrider
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I still wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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Cadaverine
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Crosses? Grin? What are you people on about?
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Paelos
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Even I find that cross ring annoying. It's just gaudy.
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Venkman
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Ok let's try that again. Now who's noticing what cross ring (and try to pretend Ironwood didn't call it out)? Even the smile is far less creepy, or, far less this-isn't-the-105th-time-I've-had-to-smile-in-5-minutes glued on.
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Paelos
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Honestly, before he said anything I noticed it too. It's really obvious.
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