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Reply #5495 on: January 31, 2011, 06:50:17 AM

I think it's a dude.
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Reply #5496 on: February 02, 2011, 05:48:59 AM

I'm calling it a man.

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Reply #5497 on: February 02, 2011, 05:50:42 AM


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Reply #5498 on: February 02, 2011, 10:04:24 PM

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For five fucking dollars it better be. Also, something film/darkroom related emblazoned with said slogan would seem more apt.

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Reply #5499 on: February 03, 2011, 01:03:47 AM


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Reply #5500 on: February 03, 2011, 02:36:48 AM

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Reply #5501 on: February 03, 2011, 06:31:00 AM

Wow, that guy went the extra mile.
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Reply #5502 on: February 03, 2011, 06:32:55 AM

Yeah, lifting a loaf of bread up to your mouth and tilting back is in no way odd looking.

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Reply #5503 on: February 03, 2011, 08:31:34 AM

Yeah, lifting a loaf of bread up to your mouth and tilting back is in no way odd looking.

Straws... it's all about tubed goodness of subtlety. Drinking in public 101.

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Reply #5504 on: February 03, 2011, 08:32:35 AM

Yeah, lifting a loaf of bread up to your mouth and tilting back is in no way odd looking.

Straws... it's all about tubed goodness of subtlety. Drinking in public 101.

Yes a straw in the bread would cover that up. lol.

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Reply #5505 on: February 03, 2011, 08:42:34 AM

Or just stash it and fill a stadium-approved container with the booze. Derp.
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Reply #5506 on: February 03, 2011, 09:09:55 AM

Or just stash it and fill a stadium-approved container with the booze. Derp.

Exactly. Just buy a coke. Sure it's $6.00 but you're saving money on the free smuggled booze.

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Reply #5507 on: February 03, 2011, 10:01:39 AM

Great, thanks for ruining this for the rest of us.  Now the TSA is going to ban bread and I will not be able to take loaves of Boudin sourdough home when I fly back through SFO.

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Reply #5508 on: February 03, 2011, 10:15:14 AM

Great, thanks for ruining this for the rest of us.  Now the TSA is going to ban bread and I will not be able to take loaves of Boudin sourdough home when I fly back through SFO.

You should be buying Acme anyway.

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Reply #5509 on: February 03, 2011, 10:27:45 AM

Not in the airport.  :-(

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Reply #5510 on: February 04, 2011, 09:27:18 AM

My grandfather used the hollowed out bread trick to sneak booze onto his destroyer during WWII
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Reply #5511 on: February 04, 2011, 09:58:57 AM

Did that destroyer make to the end of WW2 in one piece, might I ask?   awesome, for real

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Reply #5512 on: February 04, 2011, 11:06:10 AM

They encased it in bread.
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Reply #5513 on: February 04, 2011, 04:16:33 PM

Whoops, it was a Cruiser, and it did ok:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Denver_(CL-58)

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Reply #5514 on: February 04, 2011, 11:40:09 PM

Wow, nice.  11 battle stars, and it actively fought in the battle of Leyte Gulf (one of the largest, if not the largest, navel battle in history).  I guess the booze helped!

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Reply #5515 on: February 05, 2011, 08:02:24 PM

Or just stash it and fill a stadium-approved container with the booze. Derp.
My redneck ex-brother in law used to stick a flask in his boot when he went to the Houston Rodeo, then buy a giant 'collector's cup' of coke, drink off the top few inches, then pour in the booze.

Hell, he might have packed flasks in both boots. God knows how he walked. Looked uncomfortable.
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Reply #5516 on: February 07, 2011, 09:20:45 AM

Or just stash it and fill a stadium-approved container with the booze. Derp.
My redneck ex-brother in law used to stick a flask in his boot when he went to the Houston Rodeo, then buy a giant 'collector's cup' of coke, drink off the top few inches, then pour in the booze.

Hell, he might have packed flasks in both boots. God knows how he walked. Looked uncomfortable.

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Reply #5517 on: February 08, 2011, 04:22:58 PM


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Reply #5518 on: February 08, 2011, 04:39:51 PM

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Reply #5519 on: February 08, 2011, 05:35:20 PM


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Reply #5520 on: February 08, 2011, 06:15:36 PM

I think I may just let Yeg speak for me from now on.

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Reply #5521 on: February 09, 2011, 01:16:18 PM

Sorry, noticed this on reddit.


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Reply #5522 on: February 09, 2011, 02:36:54 PM

Whoops, it was a Cruiser, and it did ok:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Denver_(CL-58)

Was he aboard at Surigao Strait?

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Reply #5523 on: February 09, 2011, 03:13:01 PM

Billo really has mastered smug at a level far beyond anyone else I have seen; it's almost art.

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Reply #5524 on: February 09, 2011, 05:26:11 PM


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Reply #5525 on: February 10, 2011, 12:47:35 AM

Why would anyone drink Walker?

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Reply #5526 on: February 10, 2011, 02:58:37 AM

That man doesn't exactly look like the discerning type.

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Reply #5527 on: February 10, 2011, 06:18:55 AM

Why would anyone drink Walker?

 Have you ever had Johnny Blue?  I love single malts but, yeah, that's good stuff.

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Reply #5528 on: February 10, 2011, 12:06:53 PM

I agree, Blue is drinkable.

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Reply #5529 on: February 10, 2011, 12:19:52 PM

Blue isn't just drinkable, it's exceptional.
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