Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Yeah sports jokes?
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Prospero
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Mormons aren't big fans of alcohol.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Yes, it's funny because if they were BYU students that picture would be enough to get them suspended. True story: BYU had to amend their honor code to exclude sex inside of marriage, if the marriage lasted less than a week. BYU students were going to Nevada, getting married, having a fun weekend, and then getting an annulment Sunday.
--Dave (when I worked in Provo, I had to go 25 miles north to find an apartment where I would not have to sign onto the BYU honor code)
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Merusk
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Carrying a Coca-Cola around would have the same effect, wouldn't it? (The suspension) But then fewer people would get it... and apparently very few know about the Mormon prohibition on alcohol to find the first pic funny in the first place.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Sure its old, but still makes me laugh given my construction background.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Brogarn
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The punishment was harsh but fair.
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stu
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I'm sick as a dog today, but that made me feel better. Thanks.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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I'm sick as a dog today, but that made me feel better. Thanks.
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stu
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oh shi-i-i- Puns! Nope. No, I'm clean.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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NowhereMan
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That punishment was totally appropriate.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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KallDrexx
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CSI shows us that we have no need for IPv6:  |
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« Last Edit: October 27, 2009, 10:34:53 AM by KallDrexx »
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Brogarn
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Meh. As someone who very much knows what an IP address is, I think this falls under the "All phone numbers in movies and TV are 555..." rule. You can't just publish any old IP address in this day and age. At least they kept it a 4 digit string.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Sideshow Bob strikes again? |
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Lantyssa
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I wish rarp worked that well. Tracking down computers on our network can be such a hassle.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Meh. As someone who very much knows what an IP address is, I think this falls under the "All phone numbers in movies and TV are 555..." rule. You can't just publish any old IP address in this day and age. At least they kept it a 4 digit string.
I would've used 127.0.0.1.  |
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Azaroth
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Brogarn
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I would've used 127.0.0.1. Well... shit. You got me there. Good point. Hell, for that matter you could use a private 192.168.x.x, 172.16.x.x, or 10.x.x.x address instead. Ok, I take back my acceptance of their "IP address" and will now mock it. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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in a way... it makes me sad. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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JWIV
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Meh. As someone who very much knows what an IP address is, I think this falls under the "All phone numbers in movies and TV are 555..." rule. You can't just publish any old IP address in this day and age. At least they kept it a 4 digit string.
1918 space would work. Hell, be clever and use the 172 block that always gets ignored. NM, I see this already got raised. As for the mormons question - there's been a long standing debate internally over the entire stupid thing. Typically, the Word of Wisdom restriction of hot drinks are not for the belly has been construed as coffee and caffeinated tea. People however get the caffeine part stuck in their heads and try to expand it to soda. |
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Brogarn
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in a way... it makes me sad.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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As for the mormons question - there's been a long standing debate internally over the entire stupid thing.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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in a way... it makes me sad.
Fucking birds. "Omnomnom I loves mah delicious cookie so mu- heeeeeeyyyyy, mah cookie has been stolden!" as he looks down in disbelief, his chewing slowing to a stop. That's the way it makes me sad. |
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Murgos
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Mormonism?
I keed I keed
You have to love a stricture that's so poorly worded it could mean water that was left out in the sun for a bit. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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bhodi
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No lie.
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LK
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I'd love to know the grade on that paper. |
"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Mosesandstick
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Needs to be written in traditional |
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Merusk
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Old story, new e-mail brings me an awesome picture when a 12-story apartment building toppled in China last July.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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K9
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That's fantastic; does it actually make sense or is it just random characters? |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Fraeg
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Mad skills with the rod.
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Sure its old, but still makes me laugh given my construction background.
that got a loud guffaw from me after staring at it for a bit. |
"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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lac
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That's fantastic; does it actually make sense or is it just random characters?
My life here is terrible. Work environment is not great and benefits are little. But don't worry, everyday only about 10 people are seriously injured and I'm very careful. We opened a small shop, business isn't bad. Although I don't understand very much English, but I can still understand what white men say. Hopefully we can become successful, I will work hard and take care of myself.
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Brogarn
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Old story, new e-mail brings me an awesome picture when a 12-story apartment building toppled in China last July.
That is a really bad day. |
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