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Topic: NSFW stuff (not T&A related) (Read 268831 times)
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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My wife's father was a pilot that died in a crash before I was even born. I've mastered many of my fears in life, but plane crashes are something that seriously scare the shit out of me. I'm a horrible, terrible flier.
It's not the flying part that gets me; it's the constant reminder in my mind that the above can happen at any time. Seems like this one was either weather related, or severely shifted cargo.
I'm only nervous for the first minute after the wheels are up and the first five seconds after they touch down. statistically, if something is going to go wrong, that's when. --Dave
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Big planes have never bothered me. Put me in a small plane though and I freak the fuck out.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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rk47
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Posts: 6236
The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Let's lighten the mood a bit.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Lakov_Sanite
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Works less well for guys, my arm-lips have a mustache.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I think she is attacking it vertically.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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I'D HIT THAT!
My arm, I mean, but only with my face lips. And only for a second as my neck would stop working trying to maintain a romantic relationship with that part of my arm.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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murdoc
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but only with my face lips.
What other lip.... OH.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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« Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 05:05:34 PM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Cadaverine
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That's just disturbing.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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rk47
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Are you ready for this? I think so too! Wheee
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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pxib
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Works less well for guys...
...and other humans. We have smaller heads and/or wider shoulders than animated characters and it is famously impossible for us to kiss our own elbows.
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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SurfD
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Works less well for guys...
...and other humans. We have smaller heads and/or wider shoulders than animated characters and it is famously impossible for us to kiss our own elbows. I am pretty sure no elbow was involved in that giff.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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murdoc
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Signe
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Muse.
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He's obviously taking monkey piss injections because he looks about 25 years younger! I want some!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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rk47
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Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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That's not creepy at all.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Rendakor
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That's just disturbing. It's a doujin of a fairly popular anime (OreImo) so it's not really outside the realm of possibility that an anime nerd would read it. Why you would ever click "Like on Facebook" on a hentai site is beyond me, however.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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Good night!
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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No I did some googling. Yes I know he's a real person, and yes I know that's a real manga. I am unwilling to believe someone, especially a web developer for Bioware, would like and favorite that on his FB page. At this point I actively refuse to believe it, especially if it is true. Because then I would be required to attack megaton rockets along the equator and make the world stop spinning. Or something.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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He probably clicked one of those scam links that redirects to a like button (like when you see all those people in your FB feed "liking" some stupid video that they were really just trying to view) -- if you were just trying to prank somebody you could make a link look like it was for something else entirely but it makes you "like" the NAMBLA page or whatever.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Cadaverine
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Well, his Facebook page lists him as working at FAKKU, and the FAKKU page lists him as the creator of the site, so it's within the realm of possibility that he does like him some creepy ass manga.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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taolurker
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Also: Can we go back to sickening images now? Less please.
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites details available here (unused blog about page)
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Maybe he was scammed into creating the website.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Maybe he was in an accident and bumped his head and woke up in the hospital not knowing his identity so a pretty nurse tricked him into starting a pedo website and weird pedo games for fun and profit. Eventually, he became uneasy with all of this and began to investigate his true identity and there's spies and guns and maybe a robot and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline involved. He'll be a while, I guess. I'm going to sit right here and wait until he comes in and tells us this is what happened because I'm pretty sure he will.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Der Helm
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Maybe he was in an accident and bumped his head and woke up in the hospital not knowing his identity so a pretty nurse tricked him into starting a pedo website and weird pedo games for fun and profit. Eventually, he became uneasy with all of this and began to investigate his true identity and there's spies and guns and maybe a robot and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline involved. He'll be a while, I guess. I'm going to sit right here and wait until he comes in and tells us this is what happened because I'm pretty sure he will.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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And then he turns out to be RK47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Signe
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Muse.
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The End.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Bzalthek
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Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Allright, I'm buying the rockets from e-bay now. Does anyone want to chip in some frequent flyer points so I can get them down to the equator?
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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taolurker
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites details available here (unused blog about page)
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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That one's a stretch. So to speak.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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ezrast
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Allright, I'm buying the rockets from e-bay now. Does anyone want to chip in some frequent flyer points so I can get them down to the equator?
You'll need to mount them in space or the total rotational velocity of earth-plus-atmosphere will stay constant. Better to stay where you are and point them in a random direction; you won't stop it spinning but you might change the axis of rotation which is arguably better.
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Bzalthek
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Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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God dammit! My Wile-E-Coyote Degree of Engineering design is useless!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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If you want to destroy the earth, this site has some useful information and suggestions. Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.
You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.
Fools.
The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.
This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.
This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.
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Shannow
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That one's a stretch. So to speak.
I laughed my ass off
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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