HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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INSULTING COMMAND THAT THE PREVIOUS POSTER CLEAN PARTICLES OUT OF HIS ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ORIFICE WITH A MIXTURE OF VINEGAR AND WATER FOR FRESHNESS
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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OFFER TO PROVIDE PREVIOUS POSTER A "DICK MOUSTACHE"
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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K9
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LATE TO THE PARTY POST THAT RESTATES QUESTIONS MADE ON THE FIRST THREE PAGES OF THE THREAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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PATRICK STEWART, HOLDING HIS HEAD
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Attention getting tactic accomplished by radically changing the format of text delivery.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Samwise
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Posts: 19228
sentient yeast infection
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REACTIONARY DIATRIBE
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60345
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GENERIC RACIST REMINDER TO ENGELS THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT TALK FUNNY DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE FUNNY.
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Falwell
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Ghetto Gear Solid: Raiden
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GENERIC RACIST REMINDER GENERIC RACISM
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« Last Edit: July 28, 2009, 10:19:08 PM by Falwell »
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Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19228
sentient yeast infection
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DRUNKPOST
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Bzalthek
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Posts: 3110
"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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QUOTE OF THE POSTER WHO RADICALLY CHANGED THE FORMAT OF TEXT DELIVERY FOLLOWED BY A HARSHLY WORDED COMMAND TO STOP YELLING.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Lum
Developers
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Hellfire Games
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CLUELESSLY RESPONDS TO EARLIER POSTS IN THREAD, POINTING OUT THAT GAMERSGATE HAS NO DRM OR PHONING HOME ONCE YOU INSTALL AND UNLOCK GAMES
POINTS OUT THAT HE IS THE RESIDENT PARADOX FANBOY HAVING PLAYED THE HEARTS OF IRON SERIES LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE
IS CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT HEARTS OF IRON 3
DENOTES AGREEMENT ABOUT KINGS BOUNTY, POINTS OUT A SEQUEL IS DUE SOON AND RUSSIANS CAN BE CRAZY GOOD CODERS WITH ZERO RESPECT FOR IP LAWS
INCLUDES PEDOBEAR SMILEY FOR NO APPARENT REASON TO APPEAR HIP
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Lum
Developers
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Hellfire Games
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Trippy
Administrator
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CHIDING REMARK DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER FOR MISSING MY POST WHERE KB:TL LINEAGE AND IP STATUS IS ELUCIDATED.
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Rasix
Moderator
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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DERISION AIMED AT HEARTS OF IRON.
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-Rasix
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Tebonas
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6365
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NOSTALGIA ABOUT THE AWESOMENESS OF THE ORIGINAL KINGS BOUNTY, FOLLOWED BY A REMARK ABOUT THE NEW ONE NOT BEING THAT BAD ITSELF.
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Teleku
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10510
https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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DERISION AIMED AT HEARTS OF IRON.
DERISION AIMED AT RASIX
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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QUIZZICAL RAMBLING ABOUT WANTING THIS TITLE DESPITE MEME AND LACK OF ANY FUNDING WHATSOEVER
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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GENERAL APOLOGY FOR DUPLICATIVE ENTRY TO THE THREAD
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Ironwood
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THREE LETTER POST INDICATING EXTREME AMUSEMENT.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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TheWalrus
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QUICK NOTE POINTING OUT THAT IF ALL THE WORLD COMMUNICATED IN THIS FASHION, PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH MORE AND FIGHT LESS. SMILEY ROLLING EYES AT POST AFTER THIS DENOTING MY NAIVETE.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Hindenburg
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Posts: 1854
Itto
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QUICK NOTE POINTING OUT THAT IF ALL THE WORLD COMMUNICATED IN THIS FASHION, PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH MORE AND FIGHT LESS. SMILEY ROLLING EYES AT POST AFTER THIS DENOTING MY NAIVETE.
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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NEGATIVE COMMENTS REGARDING "NECKBEARDS"
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tairnyn
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DISTURBED REALIZATION THAT A MASTURBATING ANIMATED FOWL IS THE COMMUNICATION VESSEL FOR PREVIOUSLY NON-SEXUAL STATEMENTS
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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OFFICIAL BAN PROPOSAL FOR USER "HINDENBURG" FOR USING THE DIRECT EMOTE INSTEAD OF DESCRIBING IT.
GENERAL FUCKTARD ATTITUDE WHILE EXPOSING FACTS TO SUPPORT THE AFOREMENTIONED BAN.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Ingmar
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Posts: 19280
Auto Assault Affectionado
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MACHO ASSERTION OF RIGHTS TO PARADOX FANBOY TITLE, CITING OWNERSHIP OF EVEN THAT FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE GAME VICTORIA
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Teleku
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Posts: 10510
https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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MEEK ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF ALSO OWNING VICTORIA. SHEEPISH ADMITAL OF FONDNESS FOR THE TITLE.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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Sjofn
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Truckasaurus Hands
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CRUEL REVELATION THAT VICTORIA WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT AND BROKE INGMAR'S BRAIN
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God Save the Horn Players
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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REVEALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PUBLIC THAT HIS DAD OWNS VICTORIA AS WELL AS MOST OF THE OTHER PARADOX GAMES, WATCHED HIM PLAYING EUROPA UNIVERSALIS AND HEARTS OF IRON 2, BUT GOT A SERIOUS CASE OF HEADACHE AFTER A FEW MINUTES, TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON THE SCREEN.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Lum
Developers
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Hellfire Games
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BOAST THAT POSTER NOT ONLY OWNS VICTORIA BUT REVOLUTIONS, THE EXPANSION PACK THAT PATCHED IN "FUN"
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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COMMAND DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER TO LEAK SECRET BETA COPY OF HEARTS OF IRON 3 HE MUST CERTAINLY HAVE IN HIS POSSESSION
FURTHER GRUMBLINGS THAT REVOLUTIONS PATCHED IN "BUGS" RATHER THAN "FUN"
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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proudft
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CONFUSED RANT ABOUT CIVILIZATION: REVOLUTION RESULTING FROM ONLY SEEING THE WORD REVOLUTIONS IN THE PREVIOUS POST
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gryeyes
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2215
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LECTURE ABOUT THE DEFICIENCIES ON SIMPLIFIED GAMEPLAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO FEED THE MASSES
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60345
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REMINDER TO OUTSIDE READERS THAT KING'S BOUNTY IS MADE BY KATAURI AND NOT PARADOX AND THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE A DEGREE IN ECONOMICS (OR WAR STRATEGIES AND DIPLOMACY) TO PLAY IT. NOR DO YOU NEED TO HAVE NECKS WITH BEARDS TO FIND THE FUN.
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gryeyes
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EXPLANATION THAT SAVING IS FOR PUSSIES
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Lum
Developers
Posts: 1608
Hellfire Games
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ACCUSING THE POSTER TWO POSTS ABOVE OF BEING A SAVEBABY
BUT AT THE SAME TIME ACKNOWLEDGING THE MUSIC VIDEO HIS AVATAR IS FROM IS FAIRLY AWESOME
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