F13 2013/2014 Fantasy Football League

[Paelos]

I dumped him. Ain't nobody got time for dat.

[MrHat]

Check your trades everyone, I've been trying to improve my lineups.

[Paelos]

Your offer is interesting, but I can't play anybody on the Giants the way that thing is going, and White will get healthy by Week 8.

[MrHat]

Your offer is interesting, but I can't play anybody on the Giants the way that thing is going, and White will get healthy by Week 8.

Worth a go, I'm weak at WR and you looked like you were starting Franklin and I figured Wilson might be on the up since Giants let go of Scott.

[Paelos]

Most likely that's true, but I'm concerned if the Giants are planning on scoring any touchdowns this year from a fantasy standpoint.

[Yegolev]

I'm in a similar situation with RG3 on bye.  Eli has to go out there.  My dick brother-in-law wants to trade me Phillip Rivers, which would be great, but he wants Cruz or Sproles or Jamaal Charles.  I do realize that Cruz receives for Eli, but apparently he's the only one that can catch Eli's shit.  ANYWAY he only wants my good players and I'm not willing to do that.  I'm not even sure I should trade Martellus Bennett for Rivers.

[MrHat]

I do love these recaps:

What If
Los Sombreritos would be 3-1 if they played Russell Wilson's War every week.
Los Sombreritos would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
Had they played each other last week, Los Sombreritos would have defeated Russell Wilson's War 92.18 - 72.46.
If they played the same schedule as Russell Wilson's War, Los Sombreritos would be 1-2.
If Los Sombreritos had played every team in the league each week, they would be 31-13.
Russell Wilson's War would not have lost to any other team in the league besides Los Sombreritos this week.
If they played the same schedule as Los Sombreritos, Russell Wilson's War would be 1-2.
Russell Wilson's War would be 29-15 if they played every team every week.

I'm so sorry, hate losing with second top points.

[Segoris]

Yeah, losing with 2nd points of the week immediately after losing by .01 is a bit rough. Making it worse is I'm 2nd in points scored for the season (behind you by 11) and 1st in points against with a difference of 30 points.

[murdoc]

That .01 win was the most ridiculous one I have ever come across. What makes it even better (worse?) is that it was because of a stat adjustment.

[Cyrrex]

Well, it appears Yahoo was right when it said I had a good draft, but was still going to have a shitty season because of matchups.  Fuck you, JV league.  Pretty sure Haemish is going to rape me this week, too.

Also, Chris Johnson needs to go find another job or something.  Unreliable motherfucker.  Been like 4 seasons since he scored a touchdown, and yet he always somehow manages to find his way onto my fantasy team.

[sickrubik]

Very important... No Calvin Johnson today, so if you have him, fix it.

[Paelos]

Aaaaaaand I'm picking GB then.

[MrHat]

Very important... No Calvin Johnson today, so if you have him, fix it.

Came to write that.  Ended up starting Vick over Stafford in another league.

Yo drunks, honorable opponent time - your megatron is still slotted.

[shiznitz]

I need a mondo game from a wobbly Julio Jones.  Not looking good.

[HaemishM]

Even with Romo's 52 fucking points, I lose because the rest of my team just shit the bed so hard in the main league.

[Paelos]

My team is a joke. I've gone from penthouse to the outhouse in one year. Just like the real NFL! 

[Nevermore]

My formerly undefeated team got Manninged this week. 

[Rasix]

I'm almost up by 100 points going into Monday night.    Thank you, Peyton Manning.

[shiznitz]

I added Doug Martin and Lamar Miller to the Trading Block.  Willing to consider comparably ranked WRs.

[MrHat]

Wow.

I hate having Vick and Wilson both taking up bench spots while being injured.

[MrHat]

I added Doug Martin and Lamar Miller to the Trading Block.  Willing to consider comparably ranked WRs.

Brutal week for you man.  Double IR.

[shiznitz]

I added Doug Martin and Lamar Miller to the Trading Block.  Willing to consider comparably ranked WRs.

Brutal week for you man.  Double IR.

Yessiree.  I am stuck with Julio in two leagues since he is on the Do Not Cut list.  I hope Yahoo! updates that list.

[Segoris]

Julio was taken off of the DNC a couple days ago, so you should be able to cut him now

http://help.yahoo.com/kb/index?page=content&y=PROD_SPORTS_FAN_FOOTUS&locale=en_US&id=SLN6932

[Paelos]

Tough break for Julio, he was the one thing the Falcons had left besides Matt throwing to Tony G, who will now have 4 defenders on him.

[HaemishM]

Yeah, Falcons are DONE.

[Yegolev]

I'm getting fucking robbed in my league.  Yeah, my QBs suck but I shouldn't be 1-4.

[shiznitz]

One of the unfortunate possibilities in Head to Head.

[MrHat]

That's rough.  What's the power rankings/projected say?

[Yegolev]

[MrHat]

So you just have to win 4 of the next 5 and then playoffs!

[Paelos]

Yep, suck it up. You could always be my team of misfits that even the projections don't love.

[Yegolev]

Heh yea, that's just how things work.  I'm going to have to craft a trophy for Most Players That Failed To Meet Projections.

I still blame Eli, though, since he's responsible for the Giants shifting to a ground game and screwing Cruz (and me) out of points, as well as leaving me with R-Gimp-3 as a starting QB.

[Segoris]

JV league - #4 TE Antonio Gates for sale, looking for a top 12 WR

[shiznitz]

Yahoo! hates my chances to make the playoffs.  At 3-2 (6th place) I am way above where I am supposed to be.

[sickrubik]

JV league - #4 TE Antonio Gates for sale, looking for a top 12 WR

I'm still open for a trade. Its just going to take a lot to get Thomas out of my hands. Jordy Nelson and to a lesser extent AJ Green are much more likely.