Hawkbit
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My boss is out today and I’m covering the office. His bosses’ boss just walked in as a surprise visit, never met the guy before. I introduced myself to him and the lady he was with. I shook their hands and then got a squirt of Purell because hands are gross. Well the Purell hadn’t been used in a long time and was gummed shut. So when I hit the plunger, it forcefully ejected all over everything. It was graphic. All over the desk, paperwork, monitors, keyboard, me, the back of the lady as she was walking away, I don’t know what else it hit. Jesus.
She’s going to wonder why she smells like Purell all day.
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Cyrrex
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I mean....you didn’t wait for them to leave the vicinity before you just gave yourself a squirt?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Looking someone in the eye while you cleanse their filth from your skin is a power move.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Or go the other direction and always be prepared with a stinkpalm.
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Yegolev
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Recalling the prior discussion on booze, I learned that if you drink (lots of) Tuscan wine in Tuscany, you don't get awful headaches. Thanks, America.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Looking someone in the eye while you cleanse their filth from your skin is a power move.
Winner.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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calapine
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Someone likes me!! *does a happy dance*
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Cyrrex
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Lots of people like you.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Polysorbate80
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Lots of people like you.
Pretty much everyone
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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calapine
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Lots of people like you.
Thank you. (really).
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Cyrrex
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Any time.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Seriously. Who doesn't like Cal?
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Those are great flowers, someone may REALLY like you.
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Polysorbate80
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Stairs are my enemy. Fell down the stairs in the Forbidden City. Or so I’m told. I have memory loss and a nice set of bruises on my head China trip cut short for me, daughter is staying with the group but I’m heading home to recover
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Chimpy
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Stairs are my enemy. Fell down the stairs in the Forbidden City. Or so I’m told. I have memory loss and a nice set of bruises on my head China trip cut short for me, daughter is staying with the group but I’m heading home to recover Shouldn’t have worn cowboy boots. Joking aside, take it easy and fly safe. You probably want to see a doc and get your cat scanned as soon as you get home.
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« Last Edit: June 12, 2019, 07:04:40 AM by Chimpy »
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Morat20
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Stairs are my enemy. Fell down the stairs in the Forbidden City. Or so I’m told. I have memory loss and a nice set of bruises on my head China trip cut short for me, daughter is staying with the group but I’m heading home to recover Ouch. Yeah, I second seeing a doc when you get home. Getting knocked unconscious is something you want to follow up on, with a specialist. Glad you only got knocked unconscious.
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Yegolev
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Reminds me to be thankful that I haven't died doing the nutty shit I have been getting into. Wishing you a quick recovery!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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At least find a better cover story for your friends. You didn’t fall down the stairs in the Forbidden City. You entered a Shao Lin tournament in the Forbidden City.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Mandella
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Stairs are my enemy. Fell down the stairs in the Forbidden City. Or so I’m told. I have memory loss and a nice set of bruises on my head China trip cut short for me, daughter is staying with the group but I’m heading home to recover And after all the rickety scaffolding you've been up and down safely! But what everybody else is saying. Don't just get home after the long flight and sleep it off. Can't take chances with your head -- go get a total workup as soon as you can.
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Polysorbate80
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Appointment is already made. Turns out I have a couple other memory holes from yesterday, and keep having closed-eye hallucinations.
All is not ok inside the ol’ head
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Rendakor
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Ouch, sorry to hear that dude.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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schild
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Appointment is already made. Turns out I have a couple other memory holes from yesterday, and keep having closed-eye hallucinations.
All is not ok inside the ol’ head
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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So my radar is going to be named Steve and answer all my questions in a satisfying and courteous manner?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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After a half hour with a clueless tech support flunkie at Spectrum, I was dumped onto another CSR Never had that particular nadir of customer support before, she clearly knew she was in over her head and just transfered the call without telling me...or the other CSR I ended up with. One second she was saying 'Ok, let me look at something on your account...' (for the eighteenth time) and the next minute 'Hello, thank you for calling Spectrum...' I asked the 2nd CSR if she knew I got 'handed off' to her, nope. No info transfer, nada. I was so pissed but I don't take it out on the new girl, which was great because she was a smart one. The first one I had to patiently explain how their entire system worked :D The 2nd one actually understood all the info I had for her (I was in the service menu for the cablecard, really decent diags actually), so we had everything up and running in 10 minutes. The problem I was having? CSR 1 entered all the numbers incorrectly. A lot of what we do at the library is customer service, so this is a nice little example as it shows both great and horrible service in a single call.
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Mandella
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So has anybody heard anything more from Polysorbate80?
What he said above has got me pretty worried.
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Polysorbate80
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Unsure. Flight from Beijing to Seattle was 10 hours of hell; never fly with a head injury if you don’t have to.
Doc wanted to see me before ordering a CT scan, and couldn’t get in until 6pm yesterday. Doubt the radiologist has even looked at it yet.
Been feeling ok until this morning. At the moment it feels exactly like being drunk without any of the enjoyable parts. If it does ‘t improve shortly or gets any weirder I’m hitting the E.R. Wife is monitoring me so I’m not on my own.
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Mandella
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Hey, thanks for replying and sorry to bug you! Especially as you need to not only save your energy for your injury, but also to navigate our glorious best in the world health care system.
Hang in there!
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That sounds almost exactly like the stories from NFL players and the aftermath of a severe concussion.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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--Signature Unclear
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Sending positive vibes out.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Get an MRI Poly. Hoping to hear good stuff for you.
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Polysorbate80
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I got a scan friday evening. Since it’s a weekend nobody is in any hurry to tell me if there’s bombs in my head but my wife or one of her nurse friends is always hovering until the powers what be speak up. Thanks all
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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calapine
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What did I tell you about using a PC when having a concussion? *sigh*
(Also, please do get better! ♥)
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Polysorbate80
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What did I tell you about using a PC when having a concussion? *sigh*
(Also, please do get better! ♥)
Verzeih mir, Doktor Calapine
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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