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Topic: F13 Fantasy Football 2014 (Read 80744 times)
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Phildo
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So the winner of the league I ran this year because my original league was too competitive is going to be some scrub I invited from f13 when I needed some warm bodies. Is there a lesson in here somewhere?
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Yegolev
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Always bet on black.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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Here comes the obligatory "what about the JV league?" Because, where else can I go to finish in second place for the 18th consecutive year?
Just quoting myself from page 1 to point out that I am, yet again, in the championship and all but guaranteed to end up in Second Place. Again.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Rasix
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Well, at least you're not losing to me this time again.
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-Rasix
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Cyrrex
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Hey, I don't discriminate who I lose to in the final. Everyone will eventually get their turn. Except Haemish, I own that motherfucker
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Phildo
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And Cutler's benching probably just fucked me over in my championship bid. Alex Smith or Eli Manning this week?
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Paelos
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And Cutler's benching probably just fucked me over in my championship bid. Alex Smith or Eli Manning this week? I'm having to start Blake Bortles.
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Yegolev
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Smith, I'd say, but I've been wrong before.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Phildo
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Eli's going to get stuffed this week, and there's no way I'm touching Clausen, Manziel or RG III.
I do feel much more confident about starting the Lions D/ST this week, though!
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Yegolev
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I can't find anyone available who is better than what I already have, but don't think of that comment as some stellar endorsement of my roster. I'll be happy if everyone meets projections, of course, except Stedman Bailey who I really want to blow it up this week.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Flood
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So the winner of the league I ran this year because my original league was too competitive is going to be some scrub I invited from f13 when I needed some warm bodies. Is there a lesson in here somewhere?
Actually Haem is predicted to beat me.
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Greet what arrives, escort what leaves, and rush in upon loss of contact
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Yegolev
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If you're talking about Nachos & Beer, you have the wrong Gary.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Phildo
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Kilt waiving has been banned in Nachos & Beer. This year, at least.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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Dear Drew Brees,
It is the Championship Game. Please complete some passes, kthx.
Yours,
Cyrrex
P.S. To your OWN GUYS. Thx again.
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Paelos
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Drew's fucking me. It's all over.
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Yegolev
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Not looking good for me. Rodgers isn't bringing out the points, among other people deciding to avoid touching the football today.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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Halfway through the third quarter, Brees has 1.4 points. Eat a bag of dicks, Drew Brees.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Paelos
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Halfway through the third quarter, Brees has 1.4 points. Eat a bag of dicks, Drew Brees.
2 points. Fucking shit. EDIT: 11 points, still. Fuck.
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« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 01:58:51 PM by Paelos »
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Yegolev
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I just need Demarius to get 32 points tonight and I'm the champ!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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I need AJ Green to outscore Peyton Manning.
I'll see myself out.
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Phildo
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I need Julius Thomas, AJ Green and Jeremy Hill to combine for 40 points. Not impossible, yeah?
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sickrubik
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What an incredible week for Luck to Suck.
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beer geek.
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Cyrrex
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Yes, and my appreciation is endless.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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HaemishM
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What an incredible week for Brady Luck to Suck. Fuck you, Tom Brady.
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Phildo
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Should'be played Tannehil or Eli. Or Kyle Orton, Teddy Bridgewater or Shaun Hill. Or Charlie Whitehurst or Jimmy Clausen.
Brady, Luck, Rodgers, Brees and Stafford say "fuck you".
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Paelos
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I didn't think playing Blake Bortles was going to be better than Drew Brees. So there's that.
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shiznitz
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Weeks 16 and 17 are always tough in fantasy. It is a nice time to have good RBs.
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I have never played WoW.
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Paelos
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Peyton's shitting the bed, but of course AJ Green is injured, thus fucking me harder. This week is pretty much Murphy's law of Fantasy.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Popping champagne over here. Repeat Main League Champ.
Woo.
Lost my other two finals though.
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Nebu
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What an incredible week for Luck to Suck. I lost the championship in my league because of Luck. Ironic, as he was the one that got me there.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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sickrubik
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Oh, and then AJ Green getting zipped sealed the deal.
Congrats. Good season.
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beer geek.
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Segoris
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Grats to the winners
It's been a weird season.
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Phildo
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AJ Green, whyyyyy?!? At least I get Cutler back for the second half of my bizarre two-week finals. Now down 20 points, I'm probably fucked. Go Bears?
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Cyrrex
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Oh, and then AJ Green getting zipped sealed the deal.
Congrats. Good season.
You just had a lot of bad luck (Luck) this week. What, you scored maybe half your average? I want to say that it makes my victory hollow, but it totally doesn't! Fantasy Gods owed me this one.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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