Rendakor
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I'm not sure I understand this game. Is it a single player game for men or a mmo for men who want dates or... what is it? What is an H scene?
It's a single player game; the base is a dating sim. You have stats to raise (flirtation, romance, etc.) and gifts to buy each of the ladies. When you actually ask them out on a date, you play a Bejeweled variant to see how the date goes. Score high enough and your relationship advances to the next stage; fail and you have to try again tomorrow. After 4 successful dates, you take the woman back to your apartment and play a high speed match-three to have sex. There are a bunch of unlocks like different outfits and hairstyles, sexy pics, new characters. |
"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rk47
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...i finally won a game after losing the first real date.
goddamn.
i was so tense.
like i was in a real date.
fuck yeah.
i think im ready for real dates nao.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Rendakor
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...i finally won a game after losing the first real date.
goddamn.
i was so tense.
like i was in a real date.
fuck yeah.
i think im ready for real dates nao.
Make sure to use lines from the game like "What cup size you rockin'?" |
"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Yegolev
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LOL
So many LOL
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Ok, I get it. It's a SIMULATION and at the end of the day, you're still a frustrated, lonely loser in real life. Not you lot, of course. I'm sure every single one of you has a supermodel entourage. Sky probably still even has groupies. Well, I like to think of guys that way. It makes me happy.
If I play this game, it'll probably be the censored Steam version unless there's some real reason not to. It's not that I object to sex/porn/hentai-ew in games but it just annoys me. Personally, that is. You guys have at it!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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rk47
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I tried dating this mexican chick, but mid way in convo she got hungry.
After referring to her biodata, which says fruits and veggies, i deduced that she must like watermelons. According to popular meme this is what person of such color prefers as fruit of choice.
Turns out I was wrong, not all brown are the same. My steam friend made fun of me for thinking Afro-american and Mexican as the same thing.
'Goddamn azn, can't you tell the difference?'
'They all look the same lah!'
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You need to do a "Let's Play" or "But Is It Fun?" on this game. STAT.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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schild
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RECREATIONAL DRUG USE? OH LAWDY, RATED M FOR UHDULTS.
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Yegolev
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Is there a professional drug use that I don't know about?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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Professional sport athletes?
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schild
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Is there a professional drug use that I don't know about?
Professional sport athletes?
I've been waiting nearly 20 years to get my energy from snorting Jose Canseco. |
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rk47
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Dear farkov47, An item you listed in the Community Market has been sold to dawetduguy. Your Steam Wallet has been credited 0.45 SGD. This email message will serve as your receipt. You can also access your Purchase History online at any time. Audrey Belrose (Trading Card) 0.45 SGD Super Good Dollars. YEAAAAAH  |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Teleku
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The game that keeps on giving!
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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schild
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rk47 is gonna come out of this game up $1.35.
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rk47
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That's not the only thing coming up.  |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Lantyssa
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Lunch?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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I guess The Escapist, GameFront, and Game Trailers have laid people off today.
Also yes I am surprised that the last two still exist.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Maven
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I have trouble with the Escapist. I tried to look beyond Yahtzee's material, but the site is bloated, and I dislike the other presenters, especially Jim Sterling
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jakonovski
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Jim Sterling is great, and doing his own gig now, I think.
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Rendakor
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I used to watch Yahtzee a lot, he was pretty funny. Never wandered anywhere else on the site.
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Phildo
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I liked Jim Sterling, too. For some reason it hadn't registered until just now that I hadn't seen them post a new Jimquisition in a while.
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Fabricated
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He went on patreon and is making like $10k a month now. Well, 10k - Patreon's cut - whatever hilariously obscene taxes he has to pay.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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Weird Facts: In an alternate universe, Joe Blancato and I ran the Escapist. In this universe, I turned that down hard.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Weird Facts: In an alternate universe, Joe Blancato and I ran the Escapist. In this universe, I turned that down hard.
What is wrong with the Escapist? |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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If I'd wanted to elaborate, I would have. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Paelos
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Useless gaming chatter indeed, sir!  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Fabricated
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I don't even look at GameFront or GameTrailers so I have no idea who got canned from there, but basically most of the editors from The Escapist got shitcanned along with MovieBob.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Rendakor
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I used to watch MovieBob too now than you mention him, until he got all SJW-preachy.
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Fabricated
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I gave up on him when everything become weird tangents on social issues.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Rendakor
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Yep. If I wanted to watch content about social issues, I would not be watching movie reviews.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Ingmar
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Weird Facts: In an alternate universe, Joe Blancato and I ran the Escapist. In this universe, I turned that down hard.
What is wrong with the Escapist? The owner/publisher guy is well known to be a total douchebag if I recall correctly. |
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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schild
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And I quote from Joe who saw this thread: Oh god don't tell anyone |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Something something AGDC?
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