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Krakrok
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on: October 25, 2006, 08:42:45 PM


Wired did an article where they had scifi authors and whoever else write 6 word stories.

http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

The best slashdot comment was:
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    Heaven falls. Details at eleven.
    -- Robert Jordan

Fucker can't even finish a 6 word story. Guess we'll have to buy the sequel....

This one is good too:
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The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

Here's mine:
Fuck it. Here we go again.
schild
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Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 08:48:17 PM

Wired was good. Back in 1998.
Strazos
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Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 09:03:01 PM

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God to Earth: “Cry more, noobs!”
- Marc Laidlaw

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Llava
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Reply #3 on: October 25, 2006, 09:15:02 PM

Things are bad, then are good.

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
Margalis
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Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 03:35:42 AM

This reminds me of a story I read in an old Science Fiction and Fantasy magazine from the 60s or 70s. It went something like:

"And now" the Professor said to his daughter, all I must do is pull this lever and the time machine will transport us backwards us tranport will machine time the and lever this pull is do must I all, daugher his to said Professor the "now and."

The real version was a lot more entertaining than that but that was the basic idea.

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
Ironwood
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Reply #5 on: October 26, 2006, 03:48:08 AM

And they lived happily ever after.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Reply #6 on: October 26, 2006, 04:08:18 AM

But officer, those ARE my pants!

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schild
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Reply #7 on: October 26, 2006, 04:10:03 AM

I don't think this will fit.
Hokers
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Reply #8 on: October 26, 2006, 05:31:06 AM


The good guys triumph over evil.
NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium


Reply #9 on: October 26, 2006, 05:37:36 AM

Clenching only makes it hurt more.
Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious


Reply #10 on: October 26, 2006, 06:04:40 AM

and THEN I got angry
Krakrok
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Reply #11 on: October 26, 2006, 06:58:05 AM

1990 called, they want diku back.
Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #12 on: October 26, 2006, 07:21:45 AM

The river can't flow back uphill.
Signe
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Reply #13 on: October 26, 2006, 07:34:57 AM

The tip of her tongue touched


Wait... only six?  Damn.   I ran out of space.   undecided

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HaemishM
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Reply #14 on: October 26, 2006, 08:26:21 AM

Wired was good. Back in 1998.

QFT.

Newsstand magazine failed horribly at relevance.

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Reply #15 on: October 26, 2006, 08:35:41 AM

The sarcasm flows like wine.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #16 on: October 26, 2006, 08:46:50 AM

If there's a better magazine about gadgets/tech out there than Wired!, please fess up. And I don't mean category specific mags (ie: I don't want to get 10 magazines just to read about smartphones, gps systems, etc).


Here's mine:


Only our humanity saved us.

- Viin
Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #17 on: October 26, 2006, 08:48:26 AM

Ah, the old black guy in a movie line fits:

I never done nothin' to nobody!
Viin
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Reply #18 on: October 26, 2006, 08:50:07 AM

Joss Whedon's is pretty funny:

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon

- Viin
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Reply #19 on: October 26, 2006, 09:30:43 AM

If there's a better magazine about gadgets/tech out there than Wired!,

Popular Mechanics was always a good read.  I haven't had a magazine sub in years, though so I make no comment on its current state.



My contribution:

Watch out for that ...

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
Morfiend
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Reply #20 on: October 26, 2006, 09:42:49 AM

Hurry up and Catass to victory!
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Reply #21 on: October 26, 2006, 09:48:14 AM

The voices drive me to action.

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bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #22 on: October 26, 2006, 10:01:57 AM

I came, I saw, I pwned.
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Reply #23 on: October 26, 2006, 11:01:39 AM

Realizing later, I'd forgotten to dress.

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Hellfire Games


Reply #24 on: October 26, 2006, 11:08:57 AM

Go placidly, amid noise and strife.
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Reply #25 on: October 26, 2006, 11:20:40 AM

My mind converted this to reducing existing stories to six words.


The Bible:
God is strict, but loves you.

Catch 22
Fly enough missions, go home crazy.

Of Mice and Men
Lenny kills bunny, then Curley's honey.


The Blair Witch Project
Witches are here! No, just psychopaths.


The Star Wars Double Trilogy:
Father like son. Skywalkers are crybabies.


Beowulf:
Danes are broody, but excellent warriors.




My God, I need a drink.


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Reply #26 on: October 26, 2006, 11:23:04 AM

Bush: A biography

Stay the course, my pet goat.

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Reply #27 on: October 26, 2006, 11:40:47 AM

Go placidly, amid noise and strife.

Is that a Desiderata rip off or just a coincidence?

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #28 on: October 26, 2006, 11:40:54 AM

The insurgency's in it's last throes.
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Reply #29 on: October 26, 2006, 11:44:29 AM

Need new organs?  Buy a clone!

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-  Mark Twain
Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious


Reply #30 on: October 26, 2006, 12:00:53 PM

What we need are more Raids.
Rasix
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Reply #31 on: October 26, 2006, 12:10:11 PM

So hungry... kill the fat one.

My favorite Yojimbo quote fits alright: "Cooper, two coffins... No. Maybe three."

-Rasix
Llava
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Reply #32 on: October 26, 2006, 12:20:13 PM

The status quo is, then isn't.

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Signe
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Muse.


Reply #33 on: October 26, 2006, 12:53:12 PM

Quitting?  Can I have your stuff?

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WWW
Reply #34 on: October 26, 2006, 02:26:08 PM

Ding Gratz OMG WTF Pwn'd ROFL
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