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Reply #105 on: August 10, 2011, 07:28:50 PM

Wes Craven's Candyland.

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Reply #106 on: August 10, 2011, 07:48:22 PM

Michael Bay's Parcheesi.

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Reply #107 on: August 10, 2011, 07:54:52 PM

Roman Polanski's Mystery Date.

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Reply #108 on: August 10, 2011, 07:55:06 PM

M. Night Shyamalan's Twister 


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Reply #109 on: August 10, 2011, 08:02:55 PM

George Lucas' Othello

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Reply #110 on: August 10, 2011, 08:10:31 PM

Steven Spielburg presents: Duck, Duck, Goose.

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Reply #111 on: August 10, 2011, 08:34:45 PM

Ron Howard's Hi Ho Cherry-o.


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Reply #112 on: August 10, 2011, 09:03:37 PM

Wes Craven's Candyland.

You know what. I might actually see this one as I could see him coming up with a creepy ass horror movie. Then again, we might get that Gingerbread Movie with Gary Busey...

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Reply #113 on: August 10, 2011, 11:04:29 PM

Michael Bay's Parcheesi.
Michael Bay strikes me more as a Ker-plunk kind of guy.

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Reply #114 on: August 10, 2011, 11:33:29 PM

Clint Eastwood's Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Reply #115 on: August 11, 2011, 03:12:12 AM

Clint Eastwood's Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Considering how the hippos are usually treated, that's sort of fitting.

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Reply #116 on: August 11, 2011, 03:29:27 AM

An Oliver Stone version of Monopoly!

Ridley Scott is currently attached to direct a movie version of Monopoly. I wish I was kidding.

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Reply #117 on: August 11, 2011, 03:52:51 AM

An Oliver Stone version of Monopoly!

Ridley Scott is currently attached to direct a movie version of Monopoly. I wish I was kidding.

There is also a Candyland movie being worked on as well.  In fact, the Battleship, Monopoly, and Candyland (as well  Stretch Armstrong) movies are all being done by Universal, and are all Hasbro properties so I can only imagine that Universal got some sort of bulk deal on them.
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Reply #118 on: August 12, 2011, 03:52:35 PM

That's......pretty depressing.

Maybe they'll decide to tap into the more advanced board games, and we can get an Mansions of Madness movie!  Hell, the right director could make a pretty awesome Fortress America movie.

Also, this whole thing reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

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Reply #119 on: August 15, 2011, 12:13:46 PM

Yes, this is so much more productive that the "battleships are and always were a bad idea" derail.  rolleyes

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Reply #120 on: August 15, 2011, 12:22:10 PM

Really? You're going all SRS BSNS on a thread about a movie adaptation of a board game? Wow.

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Reply #121 on: August 16, 2011, 06:24:52 AM

Tim Burtons Settlers of Catan, anyone?

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Reply #122 on: August 16, 2011, 06:28:24 AM

Monopoly, directed by M Night Shylaman

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Reply #123 on: August 16, 2011, 07:11:26 AM

Monopoly, directed by M Night Shylaman

Twister would be too obvious.

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Reply #124 on: August 16, 2011, 08:21:07 AM

Aha, I see what he did there now

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Reply #125 on: August 16, 2011, 11:10:21 AM

Tim Burtons Settlers of Catan, anyone?

I was going to say Coen Bros.  awesome, for real


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Reply #126 on: August 16, 2011, 09:25:33 PM

David Cronenburg's Operation

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Reply #127 on: August 17, 2011, 03:44:56 AM

Who's David Cronenburg? awesome, for real

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Reply #128 on: August 17, 2011, 08:38:37 AM

Tim Burtons Settlers of Catan, anyone?

I was going to say Coen Bros.  awesome, for real
Ah, I was trying to think of a good Settlers of Catan/Director combo.  That works!

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Reply #129 on: August 17, 2011, 09:22:13 AM

Quentin Tarantino's Sorry!  why so serious?

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Reply #130 on: August 17, 2011, 10:09:38 AM

Joel Schmacher's Chutes and Ladders  ACK!

Hope no one beat me to it.
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Reply #131 on: August 23, 2011, 11:14:42 PM

McG's Ouija was scrapped this week.

I mean that for real!

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Reply #132 on: August 26, 2011, 12:53:57 AM

Joe Johnston's Jumanji.....

wait....

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Reply #133 on: August 26, 2011, 06:35:21 AM

Tim Burtons Settlers of Catan, anyone?

lol I'd watch that
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Reply #134 on: August 26, 2011, 09:20:19 AM

David Mamet's Diplomacy

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Reply #135 on: September 01, 2011, 04:39:35 PM

Go, a film by Darren Aronofsky (Trailer)
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Reply #136 on: February 08, 2012, 03:34:55 PM


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Reply #137 on: February 13, 2012, 12:14:17 PM

this actually looks pretty cool, probably worth seeing on imax.
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Reply #138 on: April 15, 2012, 08:23:22 PM

Apparently Battleship is screening in the UK. Matthew Buck REALLY doesn't want you to go see it.

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Reply #139 on: April 15, 2012, 10:53:35 PM

That guy's voice is so annoying.
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