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Yegolev
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Vader is scary as hell for kids. That aside, no comments on the PedoVader? How does someone let that pic onto the internet?
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schild
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Vader is scary as hell for kids. That aside, no comments on the PedoVader? How does someone let that pic onto the internet? Yoda was scarier to me as a kid. Wickett was a LOT scarier to me than either as a kid. Little fucker was creepy as hell. |
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Cut a bitch, is Yoda gonna have ta?
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Yegolev
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Vader is scary as hell for kids. That aside, no comments on the PedoVader? How does someone let that pic onto the internet? Yoda was scarier to me as a kid. Wickett was a LOT scarier to me than either as a kid. Little fucker was creepy as hell. I suppose it depends on how old you were in 1983, if you saw Jedi in 1983... I think you were one.  I saw it some time later, probably 1996, so I cannot be trusted to give a good call on this. Not until I get the boy through the series, anyway. Right now he's gotten about halfway through New Hope and is probably totally confused. I do know that when he was two, the scene with Vader coming through the smoke cloud scared the hell out of him. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Cyrrex
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I saw Empire in the theater when I was about 9 or 10, and he was waaay fucking scary. In a good way though. Yoda was a little creepy, but not exactly scary.
And Wicket...dude, he was a cute little fucking teddy bear. WTF could possibly be scary about that? Your scary meter seems to be out of alignment.
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Yegolev
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Zoom in on Wicket's face, then imagine it peeking over the end of your bed at night.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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JWIV
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Zoom in on Wicket's face, then imagine it peeking over the end of your bed at night.
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Yegolev
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Thanks, I think....
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Cyrrex
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I'm still not seeing it. Of course, I had the stuffed versions of Wicket, Logray and the little princess one whose name I cannot recall, so I basically loved ewoks and could never find them scary.
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Yegolev
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If you don't find that GIF scary, then I hope you are never in some sort of dangerous situation because I think your "get the fuck outta here" gland is underdeveloped.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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raydeen
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He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Ooops, wrong movie. For me though, it's the glassy, unblinking cold hard stare he's got going on. He wants to cuddle you in the darkest part of Endor.
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I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
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Sky
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Vader is scary as hell for kids. That aside, no comments on the PedoVader? How does someone let that pic onto the internet?
Because we commented on it when I posted it a long time ago  This thread makes Vader want to cut a muthafucka. And I don't mean gramps in the rebel flightsuit. |
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WindupAtheist
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stu
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
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Cyrrex
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Both my kids used those Vader buckets this year. Of course, the oldest dressed as the Dark Lord, and the other was Obi Wan. Because I am a huge dork.
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Yegolev
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How's this for dorky: my son wanted to dress as Vader and use his double-bladed saber, but my wife said NO and bought him a red standard one. I need the set on bluray, stat. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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And you were worried about setting her ringtone to the Imperial March? Sounds like she would appreciate it!
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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WindupAtheist
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Has this been posted before?  |
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Cyrrex
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How's this for dorky: my son wanted to dress as Vader and use his double-bladed saber, but my wife said NO and bought him a red standard one. I need the set on bluray, stat. I know this is old now, but I can't stand to be one-upped in the category of SW dorkiness. Chew on this: we have in excess of 20 lightsabers in our house. |
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Morat20
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How's this for dorky: my son wanted to dress as Vader and use his double-bladed saber, but my wife said NO and bought him a red standard one. I need the set on bluray, stat. I know this is old now, but I can't stand to be one-upped in the category of SW dorkiness. Chew on this: we have in excess of 20 lightsabers in our house. A quick and rushed inventory indicates you are, in fact, more dorky than my household. Even though we still have my 12 month old nephew's yoda lightsaber. (He went as yoda, my kid went as Luke -- he has the hair for it -- and 'yoda' rode around on his back quite a bit. Was fun). WindupAtheist: Hmmm. Incestuous. |
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WindupAtheist
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Aw now c'mon, she's an Evil Sith Slut, how else is she supposed to dress? And what is she supposed to do when daddy wants to take a picture? Run and change? He doesn't even have a dick, probably!
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Lantyssa
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He's just proud of his little Sith.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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stu
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« Last Edit: February 25, 2010, 07:31:11 PM by stu »
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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stu
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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taolurker
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites
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Yegolev
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Really?
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taolurker
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Really?
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LK
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That's not even clever.
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HaemishM
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Or well-shopped.
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