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Ironwood
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Take your God to fuck.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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A simple "I'm sorry for your loss." or just not posting is usually the best thing to go with if you're one of those "all part of God's plan" assholes that need to contextualize every fucking death.
And even if you are, you should know better than the say it right after somebody dies. Condolences, thinking of your family, etc.
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calapine
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The "there is someone out there for you" is still kind of ok, but: "This was not the person XY wanted you to be" is .
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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The "there is someone out there for you" is maybe okay in like, 3-6 months. Not the day of death. The SO isn't even cold yet and she's like "you'll bounce back, chin up, fuckers!"
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Paelos
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The "there is someone out there for you" is maybe okay in like, 3-6 months. Not the day of death. The SO isn't even cold yet and she's like "you'll bounce back, chin up, fuckers!"
The more I think about it, the more I get the impression that this person knew the dead husband, and probably hated the dead SO. So, I retract my earlier point, just a dick.
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Teleku
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A simple "I'm sorry for your loss." or just not posting is usually the best thing to go with if you're one of those "all part of God's plan" assholes that need to contextualize every fucking death.
Yeah, this shit annoys me at every level. I had to deal with it in person with my mother, after I came down with my condition (which I've discussed in other threads), causing me to permanently lose a large amount of my hearing and get crippling vertigo attacks. I was home after my medical evacuation and them breaking my assignment to Africa, which she had been against. After I made some comment about being sent to Russia instead, she made a comment that went basically like: "well, god has a plan for us all and looks out for us in odd ways sometimes". I stood up, looked her face to face and said "Yes, God gave me an incurable disease that permanently leaves me disabled, fucked up, and will prevent me from enjoying several basic pleasures in life for as long as I have left on this shitty planet. Great fucking guy he is, glad you approve." And walked out. Granted, I was not in my best mental state at that point, but I can tell you that's not the way you ever approach anybody suffering any sort of trauma.
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calapine
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The "there is someone out there for you" is still kind of ok, but: "This was not the person XY wanted you to be" is . The "there is someone out there for you" is maybe okay in like, 3-6 months. Not the day of death. The SO isn't even cold yet and she's like "you'll bounce back, chin up, fuckers!"
Yes, no disagreement. I was being generous.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Take your God to fuck.
I like IW's take more.
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Cheddar
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DirecTV getting installed. So excited to get HD again!!!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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On the other hand, a divine entitiy striking down shitty partners seems like a great way to get out of bad relationships.
As long as I have my smite-proof undies on, of course.
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schild
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Finally got to the Jamaican food truck a block from me.
It was fucking awesome.
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calapine
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It's Sunday 00:30: Bored and reading Reddit TIL. Image is a linkDon't know why, but it's a sexy "scenario". There were 360 women on board, btw
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Finally got to the Jamaican food truck a block from me.
It was fucking awesome.
One of the best things about the Notting Hill Carnival was the food. Searingly hot goat curry everywhere. Not been for 20 years though. Got my arm surgery tomorrow. Came up positive for MRSA so I'm last on the afternoon list, which means I'll probably be in the hospital just waiting around for about 6 hours :/ Anyway, if I haven't posted again by this time next week I probably died under the anaesthetic or something.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Nice knowing you
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Signe
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Don't die. It would be embarrassing for you because it's only an arm. Anyway, good luck! Last year I had surgery on my arm and wrist. Now they're mostly metal but not in that awesome bionic way. When I flex my hand, my wrist looks alien. In that very creepy alien way.
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Ironwood
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What the hell did you do to your arm and wrist ? My sister got her arm caught between two rocks as she fell down a cliff and shattered the whole thing a good long while ago. She was like a cyberwoman for some time. It was horrific.
So cheer up Apoc, at least you get drugs.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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I slipped on something invisible and fell down and broke my wrist, arm, ankle and bruised some ribs. I've never been a very careful person and I've broken various bits of myself since I was a kid. I've even broken my nose. Twice.
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calapine
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So when you try to board a flight the metallic sensors go crazy like on Neo in the Matrix?
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Signe
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I haven't traveled since the accident so I don't know but I hope so.
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Sir T
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This conversation heeds age sound effects from the 6 milion dollan man
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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I didn't die, and I do have drugs, yay Gotta be bandaged up like a swaddled baby for 10 days though. Doing stuff with your right arrm out of action is really dificult! Typing is reallllly ssllllooowww. Th codeine means I've not had a shit yet but I'm not looking forrward to that And Signe's a cyborg. Somehow I'mnot surprsed
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Der Helm
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And Signe's a cyborg. Somehow I'mnot surprsed Nobody is.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Ironwood
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Doing stuff with your right arrm out of action is really dificult!
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Lol. Unintentionally ironic.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Chimpy
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And Signe's a cyborg. Somehow I'mnot surprsed Nobody is.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Th codeine means I've not had a shit yet but I'm not looking forrward to that
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Signe
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Stop it, you guys! It was my right arm, too, and it was a HUGE pain. I would constantly forget not to move it. I couldn't write or even sign my name with my right hand. I found out just how useless my left hand is for just about everything except carrying something. Physical therapy was good fun, though, even though it hurt like hell especially with my shoulder. When I went for my wrist it was awesome. They have this machine that's filled with heated sand and you stick your arm in it and the sand moves around and massages everything. My arm was very smooth and happy when I took it out. I wanted to stick my feet in there so bad. I don't know why. I tried not to think about all the dead skin bits of other people that might be in there because it felt so nice. I would have had a bath in that machine if I could but you know how sand and girl bits are natural enemies.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Signe, boy bits are no better with sand. And "Honest officer, I was just cleaning it and it went off" is not an excuse that goes down well.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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When juggalos ageI am guessing meth, but there has to be other seriously bad things going on to make that guy look like that. WTF.
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Hawkbit
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It has less to do with juggalos and meth and more to do with being from Toledo. I grew up there, this is normal.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Devolution.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Endie
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Sounds like the son tried to get at Dawson's Crack.
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Chimpy
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I thought it looked more like Trump with a week's growth of a beard and longer hair.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Merusk
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Doesn't help his appearance that he's doing the "make a face so cops and facial recognition software can't ID you later" thing very dumb criminals believe works.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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