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LIGHTS-OUT SWAP (http://www.nypost.com/gossip/40545.htm)
   
March 1, 2005 -- ONE Finnish woman probably really hates John Stamos. The actor was asked by Jane magazine, "What's the worst you ever screwed someone over?" He answered: "[In the mid- '80s] I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn't into her, but my friend was. So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, 'Hold on a second, I've gotta go brush my teeth.' It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend."

I would google up an image of him from Full House, but I just can't make myself do it.

Thank God for Tripod.

The power of Stamos compels you! (http://members.tripod.com/~monarch41/stamos.html)

I don't think I ever saw Full House.  I guess I just plain don't recognise him.

I think I'm probably older than you.  "The forgetfullness of age" is probably more appropriate.  You know my husband is going to be 40 in a few years.  Of course, I'm sure I must have been under 8 when we got married. 

Is that how the Scots do it?

I thought Scotsmen only did sheep?  Or is that Irishmen ...

I think I'm probably older than you.  "The forgetfullness of age" is probably more appropriate.  You know my husband is going to be 40 in a few years.  Of course, I'm sure I must have been under 8 when we got married. 

Oh man.  I have to:
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Ya gotta admit, he Did have the dead-sexah hair....well, sexy for the times, anyway.

But he's no Lorenzo Lamas.

Did this thread go to a bad place, or did it start off wrong to begin with?

I would like to see Master Tatsu in a cage match with Lorenzo Lamas.  Master Tatsu has "I can kick prettyboy ass" written all over him.  Mostly, though, I just want to see Lorenzo get his ass kicked.

EDIT:  We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient.  I'm starting to have homoerotic fantasies about the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional.

Fixed it for ya.

EDIT: Oh, I forgot about Johnny "The Motherfucking Man" Depp.

EDIT:  We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient.  I'm starting to have homoerotic fantasies about the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional.

UGH...but while on the subject of that beast....any of ya ever have the balls to go to SomethingAwful.com and look at the screencaps they have of her pr0n video? Steroids can do some horrible things to a person's anatomy.

So, there's a time when homoerotic fantasies are professional? 

[Haemish can give you his review of it. I think he bought the tape.

Of all things.... :x

Get back to the manlove...err..or something. That was actually more preferable.

This thread has 300% TOO MUCH GAY.  :evil:

Go back to watching your Chyna video and leave us pink people alone.

You just killed what was left of my inner child.

I think we're lowballing the gay quotient here.

And I'd screw the Devil himself before giving it to Chyna.

The f13 planeteers join forces to call forth the devil. You all make me cry blood.

I totally call dibs on the power of Heart, giving me to ability to fill people will glee.

Manly woman... womanly man...  what's the diff?

Pfftt!  What do they have to do with anything?  They are entirely not relevant.  Men's usually don't work properly, and women's leak.  The important thing to remember is that everyone can cuddle!  Well, if you have arms, that is.  I suppose people with no arms have a hard time cuddling.  I feel sorry for them.  I like to cuddle. 

Anyway... it's all invenereal to me.

Genitals

Didn't someone on Cpt. Planet have a monkey? I'd be that guy.

BTW, assuming SB's story is actually true, that'd be pretty neat. I've always liked Ford.

I did the same with the Richard Kiel photo. My story was 100% not false.

..where the hell are the boob pics?