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Topic: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order -- new EA Star Wars game (Read 30987 times)
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Surlyboi
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Jedi Fallen OrderApparently, you're playing a padawan on the run soon after Order 66. Hiding your powers could be an interesting dynamic. Of course, EA will probably fuck it up. Edit by Trippy: fixed title
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 09:47:23 PM by Trippy »
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Sky
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EA + prequel
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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"Action Adventure"
So, another Force Awakens basically?
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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HaemishM
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Probably more like Titanfall, Anakin.
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Teleku
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Deus Ex: Star Wars could be interesting. Using your powers to stealth or fight your way through sprawling levels. Gaining more abilities as you progress but also using them too much can get you detected.
I'm sure it wont be that, but that's my best case scenario.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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schild
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EA
the boycott continues
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Velorath
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Since Respawn is making it, it'll probably be solid as long as they're allowed to use the engine they want. If they got forced into Frostbite though then it's probably fucked. It's Star Wars though so it's going to take a lot to make me give a fuck now anyway.
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Cyrrex
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Action Adventure? Hmm. Force Unleashed was fairly entertaining, even if it felt a bit sloppy compared to the old Jedi Knight series of games.
And probably that is the point. They should completely fucking copy how those games were constructed. I have been waiting a goddamn decade or more already.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Azazel
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What are the long-term monetisation and live service plans, though?
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HaemishM
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"Insert Credit Card, get leg warmers."
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Falconeer
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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Good trailer that obviously begs for some (hopefully not faked) gameplay during E3.
Stay tuned :P
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 02:41:17 PM by Lucas »
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Falconeer
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I find it beyond boring, but maybe it's time for me to acknowledge and admit that for as much as I will always madly adore the holy trilogy, I have outgrown Star Wars and everything about it feels uninteresting. Minus Rogue One.
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Surlyboi
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I’m in. Question is, “is it canon?”
*edit* Looked it up. It is.
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 04:44:05 PM by Surlyboi »
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Azazel
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Looks intriguing. Except for that fucking EA logo in the bottom middle.
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schild
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Except for that fucking EA logo in the bottom middle. literally unplayable garbage, I don't even know what thread i clicked on Edit by Trippy: fixed title
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« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 09:47:50 PM by Trippy »
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HaemishM
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It really is basically Titanfall: Jedi Edition, down to the parkour wall-walking shit.
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Sir T
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Lovely presentation, fantastic music, gameplay will be boring shit. Destiny Wars.
I really felt sorry for the poor composer watching that, as he did really good work, and was trying his level best to wring out the emotion, but I really felt nothing watching it. It was a totally by the numbers trailer that implied a lot but said nothing.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Falconeer
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It really is basically Titanfall: Jedi Edition, down to the parkour wall-walking shit.
Oh is there any gameplay footage around? Also, I doubt it'll be first person, or is it?
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Cyrrex
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Might be a mix. But it won't matter. In first person mode, hitting "X" will fire your blaster. In third person, hitting "X" will have you stylishly unsheath and ignite your saber in a gorgeous flourish, have you twirl it behind your back whilst switching hands spinning and moving into a leaping lunge followed by a quick parry/riposte-counter sequence to get you ready to perform your real power attack, which comes via hitting the "Y" button. Don't get me started on the "Y" button.
In other words, it will lack any real soul or connection to what you are doing, while looking pretty enough to move a couple million copies.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It really is basically Titanfall: Jedi Edition, down to the parkour wall-walking shit.
Oh is there any gameplay footage around? Also, I doubt it'll be first person, or is it? I was inferring that from the section where dude walks on the walls in the trailer, because it looked EXACTLY like the wall-walking in Titanfall. And I'd be shocked if EA let Respawn wander too far from what they've already built in TF1, TF2 and Apex.
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Azazel
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It really is basically Titanfall: Jedi Edition, down to the parkour wall-walking shit.
Lovely presentation, fantastic music, gameplay will be boring shit. Destiny Wars.
I really felt sorry for the poor composer watching that, as he did really good work, and was trying his level best to wring out the emotion, but I really felt nothing watching it. It was a totally by the numbers trailer that implied a lot but said nothing.
Let's not get carried away quite yet - it was just a CGI trailer, after all. We don't know anything about the actual gameplay - even if you trust(?) Respawn to make a good game (under EA).
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Sky
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Az, have you seen the Ep 9 thread yet? It's how they do bro.
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Azazel
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I try to avoid the movie threads because spoilers. And I'm WAAAAAAY behind on movies.
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Riggswolfe
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They posted on Twitter it won't have microtransactions or multiplayer. People are shocked and a bit in disbelief since this is an EA game. We'll see if they're lying or not I guess.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Trippy
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They posted on Twitter it won't have microtransactions or multiplayer. People are shocked and a bit in disbelief since this is an EA game. We'll see if they're lying or not I guess.
What EA means is they won’t be in at launch. They’ll add them in after launch and the reviews are in and most people who want the game have bought it like they did with Battlefield 5. Edit: they being microtransactions.
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« Last Edit: April 17, 2019, 09:10:08 AM by Trippy »
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Riggswolfe
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The tweet didn't give them any wiggle room. It's out there now and seen and if they go back it'll get flung in their faces and cause another huge controversy. https://twitter.com/EAStarWars/status/1116917677115760640No microtransactions. No loot boxes. And no, we won't be adding them. A single-player Star Wars story for those of you who are ready to become a Jedi. I don't trust EA at all, this is why I suspect this came straight from Disney. Disney doesn't seem to care about the video games but they had to have been aware of the controversy last time and this hits right before Episode 9. I imagine Bob Igor called and said something like "I can buy your company with pocket change. Don't make Star Wars look bad one month before our next movie comes out."
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« Last Edit: April 17, 2019, 01:10:33 PM by Riggswolfe »
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Trippy
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Hmm...okay yeah that does sound like Disney learning from the Star Wars Battlefront 2 fiasco and saying never again.
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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schild
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they're lying
fuck'em
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Sky
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EA is the Ike Turner of video games, after all.
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Surlyboi
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Eat the cake, Anna Mae.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Hoax
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EA has totally changed I cannot imagine this game being any good. It won't have the story chops to make gameplay secondary. It won't have the tight gratifying gameplay to make a by the numbers story ok. And it sure as fuck isn't going to break any kind of new ground and be worth it for the feeling of playing something new and interesting.
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« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 03:12:50 PM by Hoax »
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation. -William Gibson
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Threash
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That was five years ago, they've gotten a ton worse since then.
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