Morph-ball Acquired

[Yegolev]

Bump.

[Yoru]

Now that is a Magnificent Hat.

[Sky]

A hat on a hat on a douchebag on a conundrum.

[Merusk]

I never pictured Gulp as a "tuck-in the T-shirt" kind of guy.  Odd.

The Army fucked me up in ways you can't imagine.

I still put 45's on the corners of my sheets when making the bed.  Yes, I'm aware that this is a problem.

Wait that's not normal? I do it too, as dad taught me how to make my bed.

If I can't get the sheets tight and tucked I don't feel like I've really made the bed at all.

[Nonentity]

Bump.

My hat of a hat is off to you for that one.

[Yegolev]

Bump.

My hat of a hat is off to you for that one.

I'm a zen-ass motherfucker.

[Stephen Zepp]

I never pictured Gulp as a "tuck-in the T-shirt" kind of guy.  Odd.

The Army fucked me up in ways you can't imagine.

I still put 45's on the corners of my sheets when making the bed.  Yes, I'm aware that this is a problem.

Wait that's not normal? I do it too, as dad taught me how to make my bed.

If I can't get the sheets tight and tucked I don't feel like I've really made the bed at all.

Oh so true story: at the Air Force Academy, we used elastic bands and safety pins to pull the sheets as tight as possible beneath the mattress, and slept on top of the sheets with just a comforter as a cover. Not much fun when the (mandatory by regulations) "class color blanket" that was part of the entire setup was the surface you slept against. It didn't take long to learn that you needed to throw another sheet on top of that to keep from itching all night.

[Strazos]

Ok, Vin Diesel.

We've seen the pics from your I didn't study a broad trip.   

Meant hair, not mass.

[CmdrSlack]

Ok, Vin Diesel.

We've seen the pics from your I didn't study a broad trip.   

Meant hair, not mass.

Spinach correlates to body hair? 

[Sky]

Shit, that explains alot.

[Signe]

I am so confused.

[Yegolev]

It's simple, apparently spinach in New Jersey makes your hair grow.  Garden State, indeed.

You should see my hair when I get some length on it.  You will probably think I am going to try to sell you a crappy hamburger.

[Nonentity]

I am so confused.

Your rainbow-laden avatar confounds me.

THERE ARE NO RAINBOWS IN WAR

[Sky]

Don't use your warbows in the rain.

[Roac]

Your rainbow-laden avatar confounds me.

THERE ARE NO RAINBOWS IN WAR

It's a war on leprechauns.  In other news, gold market up.

[Nonentity]

Don't use your warbows in the rain.

See, now that's a lie. We all know that the strings of warbows are dipped in venison fat, and can withstand a beating that no mortal man could dish out.

[Bunk]

I'm honestly trying to remember the last time making my bed consisted of more than pulling up the duvet to the pillow. And when the last time I actually did that was.

Yes, I live alone.

[HaemishM]

You people still make your beds? I thought that stopped when you moved out of your parent's house.

[Yoru]

I make my bed after I launder my sheets. After that, all bets are off. Sometimes I'll smooth out the duvet if I'm expecting company. More often, I just close the door on the perpetual wreck that is my bedroom.

[Strazos]

Did I swap two stupid sayings?

[Ironwood]

You people still make your beds? I thought that stopped when you moved out of your parent's house.

It starts again when you get married or when you allow her to move in with you.

[voodoolily]

Ever since we invested in the ++threadcount Calvin Klein Home linens (with down comforter), a freshly-made bed constitutes foreplay.

[HaemishM]

You people still make your beds? I thought that stopped when you moved out of your parent's house.

It starts again when you get married or when you allow her to move in with you.

Not for me, mate. Besides the days sheets get washed, the bed is unmade. That's 2 minutes a day I can spend doing something else.

[Abelian75]

Ever since we invested in the ++threadcount Calvin Klein Home linens (with down comforter), a freshly-made bed constitutes foreplay.

Man, I am SO in agreement.

[Big Gulp]

What is foreplay?

[Ironwood]

Don't worry if you don't know;  Neither does El Guapo.

[cmlancas]

Isn't it whatever game you are playing before you turn the porn on? Hence, Foreplay?

[Big Gulp]

Isn't it whatever game you are playing before you turn the porn on? Hence, Foreplay?

I thought it was telling her she was pretty and then getting down to your dirty, sinful business.  Oh, and then falling asleep.

[cmlancas]

Foreplay - n. 1. Synonymous with acting. 2. Things you don't want to do but must fulfill. 3. Achievement Unlocked.


Feel free to add as you see fit. :P

[voodoolily]

A bed, once freshly-made, goes from a place to sleep to a place to fuck.

[MrHat]

A bed, once freshly-made, goes from a place to sleep to a place to fuck.

Way to spell it out.

Oh, and she's right.

[Sky]

Ever since we invested in the ++threadcount Calvin Klein Home linens (with down comforter), a freshly-made bed constitutes foreplay.

My girl can't have down, but when we move in together, we plan on getting some of the fake stuff. Not as good, but it beats most other stuff. We stole the idea for stacking the mattress toppers from this swank b&b, they had like three or four different cushy toppers on a nice firm mattress, so you got the firm support but tons of cushion. I never thought about putting more than one on a mattress. As a bonus, you can take them off and wash or replace them, unlike those pillow-top mattresses.

Since we are still living seperately, the bed is made on laundry day.

[Yegolev]

Mem. Or.  Ree.  Foam.

[Miasma]

Mem. Or.  Ree.  Foam.

Yes yes.  I take a long time to get to sleep, despite the fact that I have a nice pillowtop mattress, but when I bought a quality memory foam top the time it took got cut in half.  And I sleep much deeper without all the tossing and turning, six hours of sleep with the foam is worth eight on a bare mattress.  You can't spend too much money on quality sleeping equipment since as the saying goes, you spend a third of your life there.

What I should have just done was buy the mattress that has the memory foam in it but I was still in the old mindset that a mattress should be firm.  I was wrong, very wrong.  And buy one of those curvy foam pillows too, I don't like the tempurpedic because they are too hard and insanely expensive though.

[schild]

Hm. Memory foam.

What thickness should I go for? It sounds so.... comforting and I'm having sleep issues.