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Reply #5075 on: September 12, 2014, 09:07:21 PM

It's not like these girls have sharp knees or anything, but am I the only one who doesn't like tattoos?
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Reply #5076 on: September 12, 2014, 09:50:18 PM

Not big on tats, myself.

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Reply #5077 on: September 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

It's not like these girls have sharp knees or anything, but am I the only one who doesn't like tattoos?

I like tats if they are well done.. I don't want jailhouse tats or something like:

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Reply #5078 on: September 13, 2014, 11:28:39 AM

I googled that because I had to know what porn star had that done. $6 temporary tattoo. Though it's not any trashier than some of the other tattoos, shorts, or shirts I've seen around.



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Reply #5079 on: September 13, 2014, 11:56:13 AM


OK, wow. Initially, I got so distracted by the tats on her arm that I didn't notice her nipples. What the hell.

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Reply #5080 on: September 13, 2014, 12:35:27 PM

I don't advise reading up on how a breast reduction is done...  Going to guess it's something similar, but with a little more flair.

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Reply #5081 on: September 13, 2014, 05:04:10 PM

I googled that because I had to know what porn star had that done. $6 temporary tattoo. Though it's not any trashier than some of the other tattoos, shorts, or shirts I've seen around.


It was actually a screenshot from We're the Millers.  It was just a basic example cuz I didn't really want to google "skanks with stupid tats" or something.
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Reply #5082 on: September 15, 2014, 08:00:47 PM

It's not like these girls have sharp knees or anything, but am I the only one who doesn't like tattoos?

Nope, can't stand 'em. I recognize this makes me an old man and not hip, but I grew up with "tats are for trash" and can't get over the mindset, even though my siblings all have them.

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Reply #5083 on: September 15, 2014, 08:25:34 PM

Some tattoos are fine. Words and people's faces tend to turn me off, especially the latter.

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Reply #5084 on: September 15, 2014, 09:28:43 PM

There's a really terrible new fad going on in tattoos right now. Girls are getting whole paragraphs of whatever tattooed on themselves. Sometimes it's a whole poem, a passage from a book, or who knows what. The shit's like someone copied an 8 1/2" X 11" piece of paper onto their torso. They look horrible and they're almost always shitty tween level writing.

Seriously, they're so bad they make me wish tramp stamps would come back.

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Reply #5085 on: September 15, 2014, 09:36:03 PM

I wasn't aware they left...

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Reply #5086 on: September 15, 2014, 11:11:44 PM

There's a really terrible new fad going on in tattoos right now. Girls are getting whole paragraphs of whatever tattooed on themselves. Sometimes it's a whole poem, a passage from a book, or who knows what. The shit's like someone copied an 8 1/2" X 11" piece of paper onto their torso. They look horrible and they're almost always shitty tween level writing.

Seriously, they're so bad they make me wish tramp stamps would come back.

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Reply #5087 on: September 16, 2014, 07:01:05 AM


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Reply #5088 on: September 16, 2014, 07:04:09 AM

There's a really terrible new fad going on in tattoos right now. Girls are getting whole paragraphs of whatever tattooed on themselves. Sometimes it's a whole poem, a passage from a book, or who knows what. The shit's like someone copied an 8 1/2" X 11" piece of paper onto their torso. They look horrible and they're almost always shitty tween level writing.

Seriously, they're so bad they make me wish tramp stamps would come back.

Yes, I hate this.  There's a lassie that was showing me hers and expected me to look anything other than the horrified I felt.

A fucking bible passage.  On her leg.  It was bloody stupid.

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Reply #5089 on: September 16, 2014, 07:16:35 AM

Was it Psalm 23:4 on her inner thigh?    why so serious?


Anyways, I actually like tats.  But yes, only if they are well done, and not a paragraph of text.  But regardless, if the chicks hot, I'll find her attractive regardless of her tattoos since they really don't detract at all for me (unless they are totally crazy town retarded.  I know that comment was inviting one of you assholes to post a picture of a chick with a gotse tattoo across her face or something).

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Reply #5090 on: September 16, 2014, 08:55:57 AM

About the only Bible quotes that wouldn't lead me to ED far beyond the capacity of Vitamin V would be the right bits of the Song of songs.  But I'm not a big fan of any tattoo on a woman too big to cover with one hand.  Non-cartoon faces are a big bucket of Nope.

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Reply #5091 on: September 16, 2014, 10:03:56 AM

I am a big fan of girls with tattoos.

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Reply #5092 on: September 16, 2014, 10:07:14 AM

For me, it's piercings. I dig the alt girl look otherwise, but even "normal" earrings are a big turnoff for some reason. It's rare to see the one without the other.

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Reply #5093 on: September 16, 2014, 02:06:08 PM

This generation in the future are all going to be mostly faded blue colour, as their highly intricate line art and other tats fade away into sorta vague splodges. I expect there will be lots of things that look like birthmarks and varicose veins.

Mine are heading that way, altho it still someway off.
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Reply #5094 on: September 16, 2014, 05:19:02 PM

The universal response to that is usually something like "that's what laser removal surgery/ removal cream is for!"

To which I just laugh to myself having heard of the cost and pain of the first and the spotty effectiveness of the latter.

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Reply #5095 on: September 16, 2014, 05:47:07 PM



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Reply #5096 on: September 18, 2014, 08:53:12 PM

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Reply #5097 on: September 18, 2014, 11:17:43 PM

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Reply #5098 on: September 18, 2014, 11:28:52 PM

There is something just plain unsettling about the total lack of any kind of breast movement in this picture.

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Reply #5099 on: September 18, 2014, 11:30:39 PM

The only thing I don't like about that picture is the stupid fucking underwear. To be fair, I only noticed the underwear when I scrolled down to the Quick Reply Box.
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Reply #5100 on: September 19, 2014, 11:04:31 AM

Not a fan of beach ball fake tits.

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Reply #5101 on: September 19, 2014, 08:33:50 PM

Not sure.  What's her name so I can do some more research?

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Reply #5102 on: September 20, 2014, 07:43:27 PM

The right (her left) one isn't even roundish.
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Reply #5103 on: September 20, 2014, 11:14:34 PM

Not a fan of beach ball fake tits.

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Reply #5104 on: September 21, 2014, 07:18:55 AM



While Gorgeous, man that is some complicated underwear..

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Reply #5105 on: September 21, 2014, 11:58:30 AM

It doesn't appear that the important parts are covered, so it shouldn't be an issue.  awesome, for real
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Reply #5106 on: September 21, 2014, 02:00:09 PM


First post here, might as well move right into the adult content:

These ladies are Sarabeth Stroller and Lina Esco, known for their work on the "Free the Nipple" campaign, a movement that I am sure has wide support hereabouts.









Let me know if these didn't show up for you, and I'll see what I did wrong this time...

(Also, are these images too large?)
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Reply #5107 on: September 21, 2014, 02:22:08 PM


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Reply #5108 on: September 21, 2014, 03:57:05 PM

(Also, are these images too large?)
Nope they are fine.
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Reply #5109 on: September 22, 2014, 08:40:08 PM

I'm not saluting it, just posting some of the most average / below-average tits in hollywood:

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