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Topic: F13's Salute to T & A (Assume NSFW) (Read 2075003 times)
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Slayerik
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I realize I'm probably exposing myself as hopelessly old and behind the times. But somewhere around 50% body coverage with tatoos, otherwise beautiful women become ludicrous and unattractive to me. At that kind of moment I don't want to see some other guy's face staring at me, or find myself wanting to pull out my phone to google where that quote comes from.
--Dave
Well, I'm with ya. Except I'm at the 20% mark with it. |
"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I'm not looking at these people and considering any sort of commitment, so I suppose I'm in the "I'd hit it once" camp.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Geez. So judgmental.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Brofellos
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Are those...leather socks?
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ghost
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She's probably got a huge butt.  |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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She's probably got a huge butt.  |
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satael
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I realize I'm probably exposing myself as hopelessly old and behind the times. But somewhere around 50% body coverage with tatoos, otherwise beautiful women become ludicrous and unattractive to me. At that kind of moment I don't want to see some other guy's face staring at me, or find myself wanting to pull out my phone to google where that quote comes from.
--Dave
Well, I'm with ya. Except I'm at the 20% mark with it. I'm fine with relatively high coverage % as long as it's not above shoulders and it has a unified theme/style (and made by a decent artist) |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Do the tatoos make orifices impossible to identify?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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ghost
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I'm only into tramp stamps.  |
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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Also, tattoos like that are just a random collection of shit that makes no sense. It reminds me of a tween MySpace page with a comet cursor, which is probably why I hate it.
Yes, this. If you're going to get covered, at least try for some kind of theme or style.  |
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I'm only into tramp stamps. She could have at least gotten an R5 on one side. Geez. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Draegan
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Sorry, but that belly button is freaking me the fuck out.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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It is kind of weird, isn't it? But the tats are nice. I really like the grapes and bottles and that pirate on her chest. I think there might be an eye in the belly button.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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What's freaking me out is the photographer's name. Canonized by what church, I must ask. Who's the lady on her forearm, Frida Kahlo? Also, time is money? Is that the message of her middle tattoo?
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Signe
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Muse.
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Christian Saint is a somewhat famous photographer who specialises in women with tattoos. He's in NY. He's a little odd. Here is his bio: My name is Christian Saint. I am the son of a drunk, womanizing, self-improving Belgium baker, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old web-footed French prostitute named Chloe. I was raised by Belgians in the town of Bruges. There I was given my first scribe when I was 12-years-old and at the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. I spent my summers in Rangoon, took luge lessons, attended the British Intelligence Academy and spent six years in "Evil" Photography School .  Just look at her tattoos. You don't have to look at her butt if you don't want to. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I want to.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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There are tattoos?
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Makes me want to finger paint.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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Makes me want to finger paint.
You can paint on Katy Perry:  |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Not with a restraining order I can't >.<
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Segoris
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Paint camouflage on yourself first, duh.
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satael
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Just look at her tattoos. You don't have to look at her butt if you don't want to.
That full back piece tattoo is awesome  |
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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She's cheating, you're not allowed to put both hands on the tower and stabalize it!
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Ghambit
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Iknowrite? That's just not sexy.
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Miguel
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कुशल
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My name is Christian Saint... Bless you Christian...you are truly doing God's work. |
“We have competent people thinking about this stuff. We’re not just making shit up.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Christian Saint is a somewhat famous photographer who specialises in women with tattoos. He's in NY. He's a little odd. Here is his bio: My name is Christian Saint. I am the son of a drunk, womanizing, self-improving Belgium baker, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old web-footed French prostitute named Chloe. I was raised by Belgians in the town of Bruges. There I was given my first scribe when I was 12-years-old and at the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. I spent my summers in Rangoon, took luge lessons, attended the British Intelligence Academy and spent six years in "Evil" Photography School . That's not odd, that's stealing Dr. Evil's intro from Austin Powers and thinking you're clever. Something every angsty bad role player has done for so long that its predictably common. He does take a hell of a picture, though. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Yes, but no, he really is odd.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I'm going to trust that Signe knows odd.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Paelos
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See, now that's an Ipod commercial.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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iPod?  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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