Surlyboi
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Merusk
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Official Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwgIzzat a Purge Trooper?
That's supposedly a Shadow Trooper. Elite forces w/ stealth capability. I got giddy when I saw the AT-ATs. I've always loved those things, impractical as hell but awesome.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Malakili
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Looks great.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Oh shit, Forest Whitaker. Awesome.
I'm actually more excited about the potential of these side stories than I am the trilogy.
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HaemishM
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Looks good. I'm in.
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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Hmm, first impression is that I really like the color palette and the cinematography in general. I'm definitely in as well.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Pitch perfect. Exactly what I was hoping to see.
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Khaldun
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Looks great. Looks like they're willing to make some "darker" SW stories off the main plotline. Great.
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Merusk
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My stormtrooper build group informs me that those Black Troops are called "Death Troopers" by Disney, not Shadow Troopers. Shadows look like oldschool TK's with black armor rather than that death's-head look.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Special J
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I pretty neat so far. A little less Jedi, a little more Rebellion.
And AT-ATs
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Ben Mendelsohn looks a hell of a lot like a Sir Ian McKellen in the first X-men movie.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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K9
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Is that Canary Wharf underground station?
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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TheWalrus
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Apparently.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Surlyboi
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Thought it looked familiar.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Lakov_Sanite
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The screen wipe fakeout was sweet.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Soulflame
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Finally, we will find out how many Bothans died.
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Merusk
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I keel joo.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Threash
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Finally, we will find out how many Bothans died.
There's just gonna be a character called Manny Bothans and they are gonna kill him in like the first five minutes.
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I am the .00000001428%
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Soulflame
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That's the movie about how they got the information for the second Death Star anyway...
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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Teras Kasi master starting at 1:11? That would be cool.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Samwise
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Donnie Yen is in this thing? I'm in.
I hope Alan Tudyk plays a pilot who is basically Wash from Firefly. Who was basically Han Solo from Star Wars anyway.
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Khaldun
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Wash does not seem at all like Han Solo to me.
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Surlyboi
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Finally, we will find out how many Bothans died.
There's just gonna be a character called Manny Bothans and they are gonna kill him in like the first five minutes. Nope, we won't find out about Manny Bothans. That was Jedi.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Evildrider
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Looks great. I thought Yen was playing a Jedi tho.
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Shannow
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Take. My. Money.
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Samwise
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Wash does not seem at all like Han Solo to me.
Cocky quippy pilot of a somewhat run down smuggler spaceship? Yeah no similarities whatsoever. Although I'll grant that Wash is a very dorky version of the trope whereas Han is more suave.
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eldaec
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson "Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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Abagadro
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Giggity.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Margalis
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Watching most of the trailer I thought the lead chick was supposed to be Leia. That kind of seems cooler to me.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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That was a really good teaser. I'm excited for this.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Setanta
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Wash does not seem at all like Han Solo to me.
Cocky quippy pilot of a somewhat run down smuggler spaceship? Yeah no similarities whatsoever. Although I'll grant that Wash is a very dorky version of the trope whereas Han is more suave. Sadly, I found Wash to be more interesting than Han Solo as a character. Then again I found Firefly to be more engaging than Star Wars
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"No man is an island. But if you strap a bunch of dead guys together it makes a damn fine raft."
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Cyrrex
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Fuck. Yeah.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Comstar
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Wash plays the mo-capped robot running behind them in the London underground.
Pity Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors got retconned out, though some of the characters look to be acceptable replacements.
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Defending the Galaxy, from the Scum of the Universe, with nothing but a flashlight and a tshirt. We need tanks Boo, lots of tanks!
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RhyssaFireheart
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This looks fun! Really gives a different vibe to the Star Wars universe than what TFA did, grittier but not all grimdark or anything.
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